• Woybff

    Ep.463 The Daddysitter

    August 17, 2017 by Woybff
    • flash back in July*

    Sylvia:Woybff! *in tears*

    Woybff:SYLVIA! *being dragged off by Zora and Homestar*

    Homestar:I'm sorry Woybff, Craig sold the castle to Andrea, or can I call you, Cookie?

    • back to real time*

    (Woybff is at school with Sunil.)

    Woybff:I miss Sylvia.

    Sunil:That's odd.


    Sunil:Well, you seem..nevermind. I thought you and Violet were getting along nicely.

    Coach Z:*in cries*

    Woybff:What's wrong, Coach Z?

    Coach Z:Go to the office Woybff when you're finished.

    Woybff:Alright them.

    Coach Z:*hugs me from my sit* I'm so sorry.

    Sunil:Back off Creek!

    Coach Z:*walks away*

    Woybff:Thanks for the hug, I guess. Sunil, what's your problem?

    Sunil:Coach Z is just really creepy, Woybff. I can't help it.

    (Later Woybff walks to the office)

    Woybff:Coach Z sai…

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  • The One Who Is Interested In Idols

    Hey guys! Tomorrow is the 4th anniversary of Wander Over Yonder! I'm so exited! I know it ran from August 16, 2013 to June 27, 2016. I hope you guys are exited too!

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  • CaptainSilversky

    Hiya Folks!

    July 25, 2017 by CaptainSilversky

    Hiya everyone! I'm really excited to be here and glad to be a part of the community. I'm still new to this whole wiki thing so please feel free to let me know if I'm doing anything wrong or if I'm missing something. Hope to be of assistance,

    Yours Truly,


    It Never Hurts to Help! (talk) 23:55, July 25, 2017 (UTC) 

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  • ToyBonnieSenpai
    • static, shows me on a stool with a script*

    Hello everyone I 'm Fre- Dammit, am I into FNaF again...

    • static* 

    Hello guys! I am...UGH! 

    • static* 

    Hello guys! I am Wolf! Today I am gonna give a little thing on Smile & Tears! So I was just looking at the name of the series and cringed. So....*stands up and throws away the script* I am gonna change the name! So I decided to change it to...

    A Adventurer's Fantasy! 

    • sigh* 

    Though there isn't too much 'adventure' in the series in the future...I just randomly made the name while searching for a few icons. :p 

    • cough*

    I know, I know...I changed the name after that cringy Christmas special which was technically the first episode...But "Smile And Tears" is an Earthbound 

    Thats all! Hope you enjoy yo…

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  • Woybff

    Woybff:I want to die, Zora.

    Zora:Cookie? Uh...we need to take you to Bubs.

    Woybff:Zora, Bubs isn't a doctor.

    Zora:Oh yeah. Well look at yourself, you aren't the WOY fan you first new. You are a different person. This must be some disorder.


    Zora:How about we get a doctor over-


    Zora:Please Woybff. It's only to make you well.

    Woybff:No. I'm scared to go.

    Zora:I wasn't going to come to this but I have to. Hey Moonbeam!

    Moonbeam:*walks in* Yes.

    Zora:I'll give you twenty bucks if you murder Homestar.

    Woybff:Fine I'll go.

    Zora:Never mind.

    (at some doctor's office)

    Woybff:Why did you do that?

    Zora:For your own good.

    Woybff:I hate that you did that.

    Zora:I hate that you're sad and depressed.

    Woybff:I hate that too.

    Zora:I hate that your older. …

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  • Woybff

    Woybff:*walks up to a stage* *looks nervous* Hello, my name is Cookie Luna Stars, but views like you called me by Woybff because of a drunk man. It didn't mean something back then. It did mean something in 2013, I created a understanding with my name. It was Wander Over Yonder's Biggest Fan Forever. I had everything in 2015. A castle, a good foster mom, a great friend, and a prince of my dreams. Well I still have the castle and my great friend.

    Sunil:(in the audience) I'm the great friend.

    Marzipan: *whispers* Shut up, Sunil. We all know that.

    Woybff:In 2016 my title was taken away from me. *tears roll down her face* A girl stole my prince, my foster mom, and my love in Craig. Ever since I have been broken. I loved other boy, I loved another …

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  • Woybff

    Woybff:*crying in her room*


    Strong Bad:She still crying?


    Strong Bad:Well crap, we need to find a way to make Woybff happy without canceling this show.

    Wander:*walks in*

    Sunil:Wander's here-

    Woybff:*runs downstairs*

    Strong Bad:Isn't Homestar enough?

    Sunil:She just wants control again. Like in 2013. She was the biggest fan.

    Strong Bad:Well isn't she Hrbff now?

    Sunil:That name doesn't roll off the tongue like Woybff. Still Homestar Cookie will be better. She likes being called Woybff.

    Woybff:Take me back please.

    Wander:No Woybff.


    Wander:No means no.

    Woybff:Come on, Wander. I want to rule our land together.

    Wander:And I said no. You were the biggest fan for almost three years now stop asking me.

    Woybff:Please love again.


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  • Woybff

    Zora:*sits on a couch* *looks at a photo of Woybff, Sunil, Sylvia, and Wander from Season 5* That girl is dead now!

    Sunil:*walks over* I would agree with that statement Zora.

    Zora:She's so different from then you described her from when you first met her and when she went to bed.

    Sunil:She is dead in my heart, but she isn't in my mind.

    Zora:Well I checked on her this morning, and she isn't getting up.

    Sunil:Why not?

    Zora:She's got a stomach ache and had a nightmare.

    Sunil:What was the nightmare?

    Zora:She met Twenty One Pilots and they regretted her. She even told Josh her full name.

    Sunil:They won't do that.

    Zora:99.7% they would accept her.


    Zora:I don't want to get sued.

    Sunil:True. She would sue you for that.

    Zora:I know.

    Wander:*walks in wi…

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  • Woybff

    Shae Sellers:I can't believe we are getting married.

    Woybff:*cries in her room*

    Zora:Stop crying!

    Woybff:What are you doing here?

    Zora:Marzipan wanted me to stay here. Why are you crying?

    Woybff:Well I have to go to this crappy wedding.

    Zora:I'll go instead. Who is it Violet?

    Woybff:Commander Peepers' wedding.

    Zora:Alright, I will go.

    Woybff:Thanks so much.

    Zora:*wears a dress and walks out*

    Sylvia:Woybff, you do realize that Zora hates autistics?

    Woybff:Well there's not to much I can do that Syl.

    Sylvia:Well I'm not going. Who the frap thinks Peepers and I would be a good couple.

    Woybff:I do! Just kidding Rainbow Power is totally better.

    Sylvia:Thanks Woybff. *almost kisses her*

    Homestar:*stands in the way* Sylvia, Woybff says your not her foster daughte…

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  • Woybff

    Homestar:I can't believe I get to see Zora again.

    Woybff:How did she see out when she was a baby?

    Homestar:*laughs at the reference* She was really sweet.

    Woybff:Well I can't wait to meet her.

    Zora:*knocks on the door*

    Woybff:*sings* She's here, she's here, she's finally here.

    Homestar:*opens the door*

    Zora:Hey Homestar.

    Homestar:Hi Zora. Are you happy that I called you.

    Zora:Let's not talk about that now.

    Woybff:Hello, I'm your long-lost sister, Cookie. You call me, Woybff if you prefer.

    Zora:What kinda name is that, Woybff?

    Woybff:I was also kidnapped, so the father of the girl that kidnapped me called me "Woybff". It later that a meaning in 2013 when I needed help, like emotional help.

    Zora:Are you autistic? I heard that in identical twins that if o…

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  • Woybff

    Woybff:This is the place.

    Homestar:*rings Dr.Screwball's door bell*

    Sunil:What if he tickles us?

    Homestar:I don't know.

    Woybff:*starts shouting across the road*

    Sunil:This again.

    Homestar:Hey, it's fine to have a rival.

    Woybff:(When will I be forgiven?)

    Screwball:Get in.

    Woybff:*walks in with Sunil and Homestar behind*

    Homestar:(whispers) I'm scared Screwball will tickle my non-canon toes.

    Sunil:(whispers) I'm scared too.

    Screwball:Sit down.

    Woybff:*sits down on a couch with Homestar*

    Sunil:*sits in a rocking chair* *rocks*

    Screwball:So you came here because I'm the father, you are right. I am the father of Zora Clauncey Jones.

    Woybff:Where did Clauncey come from?

    Homestar:I picked out the middle name since he couldn't think of the one. I wanted to be sort…

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  • Woybff

    Sunil:I'm so glad you and Moonbeam are back.


    Sunil:Are you for sure, sane again, Wander?

    Wander:I don't want to cut your tummy open.

    Sunil:Oh, Craig said no YouTube for a week.

    Wander:Probably for the best.

    Homestar:Wander, Sunil, are you coming with Woybff, her sister, and I to Marzipan's house?

    Sunil:I don't know if it's a good idea, Homestar. I don't want Marzipan to yell at Wander after that night.

    Wander:She would hate me for cutting her dad.

    Homestar:Oh he just said that for attention.

    Wander:Still, she doesn't want a killer in her house.

    Homestar:I killed Pom Pom, and I'm comin'.

    Wander:I still want to say.

    Sunil:Okay. See ya.

    Homestar:First, we're gonna go out to eat for Lunch 'cause Marzipan's to lazy to do it herself.


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  • Woybff

    Strong Bad:Warning, this episode may scare some fans. This is showing you what today's children could be come if they watch these "family friendly" videos.

    Woybff:I promise I wasn't high when I wrote this.

    (episode begins)

    Woybff:*playing Mario Kart 8 with Apollo, Sunil, and The Cheat*

    Sunil:I'm glad that I relieved Violet on Mothers Day.

    Apollo:I don't, I hate you, Sunil.

    The Cheat:(You hate all of us.)

    Wolf:Go Apollo!

    Violet:Kids, did I ever tell you Woybff had a twin.

    Apollo:No. Are you on crack?

    Woybff:I have twin?

    Violet:I'm being dead seriously. Some old man took her from the nursery. All because of her name.

    Woybff:Was he fat?


    Apollo:It was Grandpa,I can't believe Grandpa ate this own grand child.

    Violet:I would know if it was your fat…

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  • Woybff

    Woybff:*looks in the mirror* *sobs quietly*

    Sylvia:It's like I can't make her happy anymore.

    Sunil:I'll fix it. I'll be right back. *walks into his room*

    Sylvia:Wander, why the crap did you think Andrea better than Woybff?

    Wander:*walks, pushing a shopping cart with Peepers by his side*

    Peepers:I know we've gone a separate ways from our show's cancellation, but-

    Wander:Who said it was your show. It was mine, Syl's, and use to be Woybff's.

    Peepers:That's not even her real name.

    Wander:I know. Cold ones can create a pretty name.

    Peepers:*rolls his eye* I know I've been leaving her in the dust too, but you are- were her favorite.


    Peepers:Yeah, Woybff has shifted it to Sylvia.

    Wander:She hasn't hurt her as she hurt me.

    Peepers:You wore a musta…

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  • Woybff

    Woybff:Gee, I miss Wander, Sylvia.

    Sylvia:Well maybe you shouldn't of loved Homestar.

    Woybff:Oh, Sylvia.

    Sylvia:Well it's true.

    Woybff:*walks down stairs* Cilan? Iris?


    Woybff:Why am I still called Woybff when I find delight in another man?

    Iris:I won't call Homestar a man, Woybff.

    Cilan:I don't know. I think you were born with that name.

    Woybff:Well that sucks.

    Iris:Don't you like your name?

    Woybff:No, since you-know-who moved her.

    Iris:Oh that's right. The reason why you no longer care for WOY is because someone showed you the joy of Homestar Runner.

    Woybff:No, the other on.


    Cilan:Maybe I'l ask Harue for your birth certificate. Crap, Harue is in town. The Cheat, came you come here?

    The Cheat:*walks to Cilan*

    Cilan:*behinds his knees* C…

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  • Woybff

    Rainbow Strike:*walks in the room* Hey gang, I found this box.

    Sylvia:Another mystery I guess.

    Strike:Yeah, I can't get it open.

    Woybff:I'll try to break it.

    Strong Sad:No Woybff, you won't get it open. I don't know how this could similar to the other mystery we are trying to solve.

    Sunil:I'll be right back. *walks to the window* *see a man attacking a rabbit* Holy crap! *runs outside to get him*

    Screwball:*about to blast Buttercream*

    Sunil:*blasts him instead with his magical powers* *tries him up* *drags him into the house* I found Screwball.

    Strike:Let's see who he really is. *takes off mask*

    Woybff, Strike, Sunil, and Sylvia:The Cheat!

    Strong Sad:He wanted to dress up as Screwball to increase his self-esteem, and he lifted the box by the door to…

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  • ToyBonnieSenpai


    Today is that very special day...

    Today is when I  arrived on here as WolfWarrior123! 

    And I came in a FNaF phase...

    • pig squeals*

    Anyways, I am so glad that I met you all! So glad! You all have been a big part of my life! I am so HAPPY! 

    That's all I have to say, unfortunately.  :<

    But see ya later! 


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  • Woybff

    Sunil:Suemail time! (on the computer)

    Homestar:*pours Mountain Dew on it*

    Sunil:Not my G70, Homestar. What the crap did I do anyway?

    Homestar:Woybff is in her room. You weren't a really good friend, so I poured Mountain Dew on your computer.

    Sunil:So what did I do wrong?


    Sunil:But it's not in your character to cry, Sylvia.

    Sylvia:I need to cry for Wander. He's gone now. Also I was going to cry anyway.

    Natalite:Can we go look for a legendary item?

    Homestar:No, Woybff is dying inside.

    Sunil:Homestar just show me.

    Homestar:Alright. *walks up to Woybff's room with Sunil*

    Sunil:*finds a note by her Baby Einstein DVDs and VHS* "Burn at all cost."

    Homestar:Why would she want us to burn those. We can't burn her childhood.

    Sunil:Only Strong Bad c…

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  • Woybff

    Woybff:*runs out of her room* Good morning, Wander.

    Wander:Hey Woybff. What do you want to do today?

    Woybff:Nothing with you, Wandie. Today I going on a date with Reynold.

    Wander:That's nice sweetie. *walks into the room* *screams out the window*

    Sylvia:Wander is everything okay?

    Woybff:I'm going downstairs now. *walks downstairs*

    Wander:*walks out* Our lil' Woybff is growin' up.

    Sylvia:How could you tell?

    Wander:She use to not find love in Homestar Runner and loved Fisher Price, but now she loves Homestar Runner and hates Fisher Price like a grop ton.

    Sylvia:I have noticed.

    Wander:At least I thought she liked Fisher Price.

    Sylvia:Wander, there's nothing I can do.


    Strong Bad:*runs her* Where's the Bebot? I came here to break it when I heard …

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  • Woybff

    Sylvia:The table's set, the dishes are cleaned, and that should be it.

    Rainbow Strike:Sylvia?

    Sylvia:Yeah Strike?

    Strike:What is a The Cheat?

    Sylvia:I'm just gonna have to show you the Homestar Runner wiki definition.


    Woybff:*hugs Sylvia*

    Sylvia:I see you too. I'm not trying to-

    Woybff:It's not about that Syl.

    Sylvia:Hm? What's the matter?

    Woybff:I had a nightmare.


    Sylvia:What happened.

    Woybff:I was at school. I was punching people, I yelled at Stellar, and I didn't have a shirt on. Also I didn't get eat anything because some idiot dropped my tray.

    Strike:But you were in-

    Woybff:Nothin' Idk.

    Sylvia:Maybe you were role playing as Strong Bad.


    Wander:He's here.

    Strong Bad and The Cheat:*walk in*

    Strong Bad:It's so nice of you,…

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  • ToyBonnieSenpai

    Wolf is Back! :D

    April 12, 2017 by ToyBonnieSenpai


    I mean...

    Hai guys! I am back! If you didn't know, I was threatened on RaeBae Wiki. (I don't even want to know what happened to it...-_-) So I left..and made a new account: TheEmeraldJibanyan404 ! Yep..I like YoKaiWatch..but anyways, I am finally back! 

    Thank you for reading this small blog..Bye bye! 


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  • Woybff

    Strong Bad:*knocks on Woybff's door*

    Woybff:*hugs him* What the crap happened?

    Strong Bad:Well my dear Woybff sadly I had to protect little Amadeus.

    Woybff:He's not that little. He's only fourteen.

    Strong Bad:I know, but I'm his favorite character. I don't want him to like Dumps or The Cheat more than myself.

    Woybff:I know. Come in.

    Strong Bad:*walks in with Woybff*

    Woybff:While you were gone Sunil and I showed The Cheat a brand new world.

    The Cheat:*runs to Strong Bad* *hugs him*

    Strong Bad:You showed The Cheat a actual real world?

    Sunil:No we showed him Baby Einstein.

    Strong Bad:That's not a good idea.

    Woybff:He only liked Baby Neptune and Baby Noah.

    Sunil:We didn't show him Discovering Shapes or any video in 2006 or after except for Discovery Kits.


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  • Woybff

    Woybff:Come on guys.

    Strong Bad:So it is World Autism Day?

    Jubilee Jigsaw:Yes Strong Bad.

    Andrea:So this concert it supporting awareness or acceptance?

    Woybff:Acceptance I believe. *enters the door with the rest and Homestar* We got the front sits. There's Amadeus.

    Jubilee:Who do you know it's him?

    Woybff:He's writing a name tag.

    Strong Bad:Maybe Edward put it on his son so the other kids won't bully him.

    Amadeus:Hello Miss Woybff.

    Woybff:You can call me Woybff.

    Amadeus:*looks towards Strong Bad* Holy crap it's Strong Bad.

    Strong Bad:Yeah dude.

    Amadeus:Can you sign my music book?

    Strong Bad:Alright. *signs it*

    Homestar:Can I sign it too?

    Strong Bad:*hands it back to Amadeus* Well it's just that Strong Bad is my favorite.


    Amadeus:Thanks Strong …

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  • Woybff


    Sunil:Aren't these gray clouds delight?


    Sunil:What are you doing Homestar?

    Homestar:I'm drawing McDonalds.


    Homestar:You'll find out later today.

    Sunil:Okay I guess...Oh yeah, Woybff you have important guest.

    Woybff:Alright. Wander.


    Woybff:Take care of Homestar.

    Wander:Yes ma'am.

    Woybff and Sunil:*walks out*

    Homestar:Why do I need to be watched?

    Wander:I guessin' all those recalls.

    Sunil:You need to hang out more with Wander. He misses you.

    Woybff:I watched with him when were at Violet's Thursday.

    Sunil:Oh yeah.

    Woybff:So who's this special guest?

    Sunil:He's a guy.

    Woybff:It is Mike?

    Sunil:If it was Mike or Matt I would tell you sweetie.


    Sunil:Woybff this is Mister Garrut. Garrut this is Miss Stars…

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  • Woybff

    Woybff:*writing in a blue notebook*

    Sunil:*leaves the castle* *cries*

    Zylon Dragon:*walks in* *gives Woybff some sunglasses*

    Woybff:Wot in Sunglassnation.

    Zylon Dragon:Well at least you said thing normal.

    Woybff:I still don't understand. Why did you give me these sunglasses?

    Zylon Dragon:Because...well you know.

    Woybff:What do you mean?

    Zylon Dragon:*rumbs her head* Well the thing that going to make the next month a little more special for you.

    Woybff:That wasn't a great reason to give me these. I would rather have a Baby Einstein DVD or a Homestar Runner DVD. Still it would be a bad reason.

    Zylon Dragon:Yeah but everyone likes to laugh at you for being autistic.

    Woybff:Well maybe some people, but I bet two people love me.

    Zylon Dragon:Wander and Sylv…

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  • Woybff

    Homestar:*walks to Sylvia* Hi Sylvia.

    Sylvia:(on the couch and drinking coffee) Hi Homestar.

    Homestar:Where's Woybff?

    Sylvia:She's still in bed.

    Homestar:*looks at the clock* That's not normal, she should be up by now Sylvia.

    Sylvia:I'll check on her. *walks upstairs* *knocks on Woybff's door* Woybff?

    Woybff:Come in.

    Sylvia:*walks in* Hi Woybff. Is everything okay?

    Woybff:No. Go get me some kinda puke pail.

    Sylvia:Alright. *walks down stairs to Homestar* What's a puke pail?

    Homestar:Sylvia you don't know what a puke pail is?


    Cilan:Basically just a bowl or bucket. Don't you remember that red pail on Blue's Clues?

    Sylvia:No it wasn't in the Mattel recall.

    Cilan:*gives Sylvia a bowl* I'd hate to see Woybff with the stomach bug.

    Homestar:Me too.…

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  • Woybff

    Woybff:*wakes up*

    Homestar:Happy birthday Woybff

    Strong Bad:Yes happy birthday, Love. *carrying his and Homestar's presents*

    Woybff:It's so nice to be a teenage again. Not worrying about princess duties while Sunil broke my answering machine.

    Homestar:How'd he do that?

    Woybff:Someone couldn't stop calling me, and my new teachers requested that I could brake it. I told Sunil to do the honors.

    Homestar:Well The Chaps wanted me to inform you that all those people back in Wally wish you a good birthday.

    (Woybff at school)

    Girl 1:*laughing*

    Woybff:(thinks) It's my birthday. Not no should be laughing at me.

    Girl 2:Oh hello.


    Girl 2:I know what would make you feel better. *hands her a sheet of clowns*

    Woybff:*runs away* (thinks/sing) And clown's a m…

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    Woybff:*wakes up*

    Strong Bad:Hello Woybff how did you sleep?

    Woybff:Not very well. How did you get into my house?

    Strong Bad:I picked the lock. You should get better security.

    Woybff:It would be get.

    Strong Bad:Also if you're gonna leave here I'm gonna prank call you and your family a lot.

    Woybff:Yes! But you always prank called me back at the castle.

    Strong Bad:Yeah those were for Wander. He fell for some.

    Woybff:Yeah I remember one. If you stand in the middle of a train road Diesel Ten will come and ask to be good. I remember you said  you were Sir Topham.

    Strong Bad:Remembered that one time when I called Wander, and I told him I was Lord Hater and I told him I was gay. Did he really believe me?

    Woybff:Yeah. You asked him out. He said yes. Then he…

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  • Woybff

    Woybff:*playing with Komasan* I love you Sweetie.

    Sunil:*behind the door* I'm sorry my dear.

    Komasan:Oh Mama, Papa. I love you too.


    Komasan:*runs to hug him* How?

    Komajiro:Sunil brought me back.

    Komasan:*hugs Woybff and Wander* *leaves with Komajiro* Bye Mama.


    Homestar:*hugs her*

    Sunil:*walks from hide*

    Wander:What was that for?

    Sunil:You'll see.  I invited Strong Bad over.

    Strong Bad:*walking to the castle*

    Dominator:Hi Strong Bad.

    Strong Bad:Whoa some ugly green lady.

    Dominator:I'm not ugly.

    Strong Bad:Yes you are.

    Dominator:Kill me if I'm ugly.

    Strong Bad:*drops a anvil on her* There you are dead. What fun. *laughs*

    (back to Woybff; powerful glow)

    Homestar:Woybff. Look at your crown. Two red stars.

    Woybff:That's not right.


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  • Woybff

    Woybff:*playing with Thomas*

    Sunil:What are you doing with the trains?

    Woybff:Homestar and I wrote a story to highlight this episode..

    Sunil:What happened? Where Homestar?

    Woybff:Sit down. Also Homestar's in the bathroom. At least you and him will always be mine. Maybe Strong Bad too.

    Jubilee:Hey Woyzie.

    Sunil:Woybff is going to be-even older so don't call her that.

    Jubilee:When's your birthday?

    Woybff:March 3rd-

    Sunil:That's right. Wander can't even come on her special day. That's stupid. He's been her friend for while. It's a shame that Girl #3 is actually older than this OC, so she could possibly be the Queen. That is also stupid.

    Homestar:*comes out*

    Woybff:Did you wish your hands?

    Homestar:Y'know I better do that.

    Sunil:*laughs* Woybff he doesn't …

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  • Woybff

    Woybff:*hiding under her bed*

    Homestar:It can't be that scary.

    Woybff:Oh it is Homie. He's my least favorite artist.

    Homestar:Come it sounded like Handel or Telemann as you call them.

    Jubilee:*runs upstairs in tears* I'm sorry I lost Wander.

    Woybff:Well because of Wander's dumb thinking she gets to be princesses, but I get to be queen. Since Dominator is dead, and something Lauren told me almost two years ago.

    Jubliee:So who is girl number 3 anyway, and what does she want with Wandie?

    Woybff:Only I can use that nickname, Jubilee.


    Woybff:I came up with it.

    Strong Bad:Woybff, I heard a fan of Baby Crapstein needs to talk to you.

    Woybff:Don't talk badly about my special interest please Strong Bad. That shows means a lot to me. Yesterday it …

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  • Woybff

    Jubilee:*walks into Woybff's castle while she and Rainbow Strike are talking* So what are you guys talking about?

    Rainbow Strike:Sylvia, who else?

    Woybff:I need to teach her the true art of singing.

    Rainbow Strike:Why you?

    Woybff:I got a award from it.

    Rainbow Strike:True.


    Woybff:You know Wandie watched me grew up to be this awful monster I am today.

    Jubilee:Your not a monster, but can I see have Wandie.

    Woybff:*gets triggered*

    Rainbow Strike:Maybe Wander should choose. There's this awesome game show that will do just that.

    Jubilee:What do you mean?

    Rainbow Strike:You never heard of song. It's basically a pun. Go in the name of Love is the name of it.

    Jubilee:What do you say Woybff?


    Rainbow Strike:We need four more girls, and tw…

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  • Woybff


    Woybff:Yeah sweetie.

    Komasan:This paper I found on the desk says if you leave Wander that I can't be his son.

    Woybff:*looks at it* It's a letter, son.

    Peri and Jubilee:*walks in*

    Peri:I won't do it.

    Jubilee:I want to do it.

    Peri:Fine, I bet she'll say no.

    Woybff:Say no? If I told Sunil be could hang out with Coach Z than whatever you say I would probably say yes.

    Jubilee:Yeah can I have Wander as my Senpai since you have Homestar?

    Peri:She has Sunil too. Also Cilan and others.

    Jubilee:Can I?

    Woybff:Do you want my crown too? I'm gonna be crowned queen in some number of days.

    Jubilee:No I just want Wander.

    Woybff:I'll think about it. *walks into her bedroom*

    Peri:Told you this would happen.

    Homestar:Jubilee it's time to stop in the name of-


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  • Woybff

    Woybff:*sits on the roof*

    Wander:There's the sun, huh Pumpkin?

    Woybff:Wander get Sylvia now!

    Wander:Alright. *walks downstairs* Hey Sylvia. Woybff wants to talk to you on the roof. Don't be scared.

    Sylvia:I'm the tought one of all you. Not counting Strong Bad.

    Wander:Well you both tie for that.

    Sylvia:*walks upstairs* Hey Woybff.

    Woybff:Hello Sylvia.

    Sylvia:Is there something you want to inform me?

    Woybff:Yeah. You have to take me out of school.

    Sylvia:What's going on in your school other than them giving you homework?

    Woybff:Oh Sylvia. Remember along time again probably when you said no boys needed to be touchin' me?

    Sylvia:I don't think I said.

    Woybff:I remember when I was like third or fifth grade I think Lauren told me I shouldn't have a boyfriend …

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  • Woybff

    Woybff:Wander, Homestar and I are gonna go in that woods.

    Wander:Okay come back when you were done exploring.

    Homestar:*starts to sing the Dora the Explore theme*

    Woybff:Homestar please stop it.

    Homestar:Oh yeah the lead thing. I'll try to do better than Mike. *walks with Woybff*

    Wander:*reads while Cilan is cooking*

    Strong Bad and Sunil:*walk in*

    Sunil:That's was so cool we burned that all those Fisher Price baby swings.

    Strong Bad:And the only reason Mike agreed to it because Woybff said he could of killed his children. I can't believe he believed it.

    Sunil:That's easier to not believe in Woybff. I think someone did that to her twice, but she was wrong half that time.

    Strong Bad:Which recall was she right on?

    Sunil:Oh these dolls Mattel made that r…

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  • Woybff

    Woybff:*sitting in her room with BE music on*

    Sylvia:That poor kid.

    Wander:Aren't we gonna do something about it?

    Sylvia:I know what's wrong Wander. I don't know how to go about the problem.

    Wander:Well what's the matter?

    Sylvia:I think I'm going to talk to Rainbow Strike. He can help.

    Wander:Why him?

    Sylvia:You know they go to the same school.

    Wander:So does Sunil.

    Sylvia:Well I guess your right, but I think I would benefit from Strike.

    Wander:You just wanna go on a date with him. Your a terrible foster mom for not talking to Woybff about whatever this is happening. You just think Strong Bad and Homestar will solve the problem. They might be giants online, but they don't know about Woybff. Heck the only I know about the show is that Trodgor day was…

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  • Woybff

    Wander:*walks down stairs* What's all this?

    Sylvia:Oh yeah I forgot to tell you. We're having a party for a special person.

    Wander:Is one of the Care Bear Cousin?

    Sylvia:No it's a Homestar Runner character, Wander.

    Sunil:I got the fancy cheeses ready Strong Bad.

    Strong Bad:Place them on the table, Sunil.

    Sunil:*places them there*

    Wander:Who is it Sunil?

    Sunil:Some big, scary dragon Strong Bad drew.

    Strong Bad:That big, scary dragon has a name Sunil. It's Trogdor the Burninator.

    Wander:That sounds like Lord Dominator.

    Woybff:Lady Dominator.

    Sunil:We never say her name again.

    Strong Bad:Today is a special day, we don't mention are enemies.

    Homestar:*runs downstairs* Are we ready for the Trogdor dinner?

    Strong Bad:*moans* Yeah.


    Strong Bad:We …

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  • Woybff

    Woybff:*playing with trains with Homestar and Sunil*

    Sunil:And Thomas crashed into a tree.

    Woybff:*crashes Thomas into a tree*

    Sunil:Than Sir Topham came to Thomas and harshly spoke...

    Homestar:*moves the figure to Thomas* *talks in a voice like his* Thomas it's time to stop. Where the crap are Annie and Clarabel? Who are Annie and Clarabel?

    Woybff:*kisses Homestar* I couldn't help myself.

    Homestar:*laughs* Aw Woybff.

    Sunil:Wait did she just kissed you?

    Homestar:Yeah it's cute Sunil. Did you ever kiss her?

    Sunil:Once when Cilan cooked a meal for us before we met Wander.

    Homestar:Did Woybff ever kiss Wander?

    Sunil:Lots of time.

    Homestar:I wonder how many people ship us.

    Woybff:I think Coach Z does.

    Sunil:Well I just hope Wander doesn't get all jelly agai…

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  • Woybff

    Wander:*carrying a bag* Woybff are you okay? You laying on the couch had me worried.

    Woybff:Well it's embarrassing.

    Wander:Okay that's all you have to say.

    Woybff:What are you doing?

    Wander:I'm going to the gym.

    Woybff:Wander, you have a nice body to where you don't need it.

    Wander:Everybody needs a bit of walkin' a day.

    Woybff:Really I heard differently in my Heath class.

    Wander:Well your tummy is good enough.

    Woybff:Thanks Wander.

    Wander:And if Homestar tells you any different kill him out.


    Wander:See ya later Woybff.

    Woybff:Bye Wander.

    Wander:*walks out*

    Homestar:*walks in with Pom Pom* Drop him on the floor, Pom Pom.

    Pom Pom:*drops a box*

    Homestar:Oh Woybff this is Pom Pom, Pom Pom is this Princess Woybff Luna Stars. She's my crazy fangirl…

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  • Woybff

    Woybff:*trying on her new dress* This will look lovely for the dance.

    Stars:Yeah I'm gonna take Jacob. Are you going to take Wander?

    Woybff:No I'm taking someone else.

    Stars:*gasps* You're talking someone else, but Wanbff is like an OTP of mine.

    Woybff:Oh you missed that whole shipping war.


    Jubilee:*walks in* Are you girls ready.


    Rainbow Strike:*in a suit and tie walks in* Why did Woybff faint. *looks at Jubilee's dress* You know Autism Speaks is bad?


    Sylvia:*walks* You are wearing a new dress.

    Stars:Woybff's dresses aren't going to fit her.


    Stars:Are you going, Sylvia?

    Sylvia:Yeah Rainbow Strike wanted me too.

    Sunil:I'm not going.

    Stars:Why not?

    Sunil:Oh none of the girls wanted to go with Russell or …

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  • Woybff

    Woybff:*locks her door to her room*

    Wander:(Why did Woybff lock her door?)

    Strong Bad:The enemy is gone.

    Wander:Is that good or bad?

    Strong Bad:It has nothing to do with that.


    Strong Bad:But I would investigate if I were you.

    Wander:Alright. Can you tell Homestar to say out of my way.

    Strong Bad:I loved too.

    Woybff:Thank you so much.

    Strong Bad:*walks away*

    Wander:*knocks* Woybff, it's Wander. Let me in.

    Woybff:*unlocks the door* Oh Wander. You're here for the big news I have for Komasan.

    Wander:Okay...*walks in* *shuts door*

    Woybff:Komasan I know you have been waiting for this for a long time.

    Komasan:Yes I have.

    Wander:Woybff you're going to leave me?


    Komasan:First tell me how many days you'd be the Homestar Runner clan?



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  • Woybff

    (Stellar is in the castle with Woybff and Wander.)

    Woybff:It's time to end you.

    Stellar:*rolls eyes* Why can't you let it go?

    Strong Bad:*watching from the closet* 'Cause you probably need glass. Woybff isn't ugly.

    Homestar:That is true.

    Woybff:That gives me a great idea. Sylvia give a firework.

    Sylvia:Please Woybff. Let's not do this.

    Woybff:It's the only way I'll let it go.


    Homestar:What do you think is happening next Strong Bad?

    Strong Bad:Their gonna probably tie Stellar to a rocket.


    Strong Bad:No one says that anymore.

    The Cheat:(I want to watch them shoot her.)

    Strong Bad:Yeah so do we.

    Sunil:Are you fine lads really to see Stellar die?

    Strong Bad:Yes.

    All four:*watch from the living from*

    (plays a bit of Tear In My Heart …

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  • Woybff


    Homestar:*opens* Oh hello I am the-

    Andy:*drags Homestar to the camera*

    Homestar:What are you doing?

    Andy:We just need to do this for are news station.

    G3 Pinkie Pie:*starts rolling*

    Andy:This is Homestar Runner. The new face, here at Woybff's castle. Homestar do you have a few words to say?

    Homestar:Well...I'm happy to be here with Woybff. Sometimes even Strong Bad would come over to hang out with Sunil. This a nice place here. We have a cook and everything. We even got a indoor pool now. It was in the works when I came for my interview to live in this castle.

    Andy:That's wonderful. Anything else?

    Homestar:Nope I'm fine.

    Andy:See ya later.

    Homestar:Bye. *walks back in*

    Andy and G3 Pinkie Pie:*leave*

    Star:Wasn't that great Midnight? We sa…

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  • Woybff

    Sylvia:Woybff what's the matter?

    Woybff:We are too late.


    Woybff:I have robbed you of your future?

    Sylvia:No sweetie, without you I would die.

    Wander:Hi Woybff *walks in Homestar* do you have any duck tape?

    Homestar:Holy crap what's that.

    Wander:*covers Homestar's eyes*

    Homestar:Come on Wander I want to see.

    Woybff:No Homestar can't see it. He'll believe all that bull crap from them. *watches two men walk to the castle door* *hides behind Sylvia*

    Wander:Homestar go call Strong Bad and the Watch Cats.

    Homestar:Yes Wander. If you can let me see.

    Wander:*uncovers his eyes*

    Homestar:*screams* *runs to the phone*

    Wander:What was all that about?

    Man 1:*knocks on the door*

    Wander:Maybe it's Josh Dun.

    Woybff:No it's not Wandie.

    Wander:*walks to the door…

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  • Woybff

    Sunil:Now were gonna melt your face Barbie. What do you have to say about? *Barbie voice* I love Ken. *normal* Well Ken is a stalker, so that's why you should die. *throws Barbie in the fire*

    Strong Bad:*laughs* Yeah, have fun learning the hard way.

    Sunil:Okay who should do now? Chelsea or this teenage with a bun in the oven?

    Strong Bad:They made that?

    Sunil:Hard to believe, I know. Mattel is probably more stupid than Homestar.

    Strong Bad:With all these recalls compared to Hasbro it is mostly fact.


    Woybff:Sunil. *tears up* I'm scared you will run away again.

    Sunil:Why would I run away?


    Sunil:Woybff it's been three years get over it!

    Woybff:That one time with Homestar-

    Sunil:I don't care.

    Woybff:*runs into the house crying*


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  • Woybff

    Woybff:*walks outside her castle* Hi crowds, this is your princess. I need to get threw to pick up a cake for Joey. It's his birthday.

    Little Blue Kacheek:*walks to Woybff in a Wander shirt* Princess, will you marry Wander?


    Coach Z:*pushes Kacheek* No marry, Homestar Runner. It's a terrific athlete.

    Woybff:I'm not that old. Uh...I can't I just get the cake?

    Peepers:Screw you all. Woybff X Peepers is so such better!

    Angry mods:*chase Peepers*

    Peepers:There you go, sweetie.

    Woybff:*runs to the store* *runs out of breathe*

    Sunil:I knew you would run out of breath. So I got the cake first. Also what's with the deal with those shippers.


    Sunil:Let's go back to the castle and straighten this out. *teleports with Woybff to the castl…

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  • Woybff

    Sylvia:*gets Woybff into a red dress*

    Woybff:Do you think people will like I'm wearing read instead of orange.

    Sylvia:I told you. Your family would love you if you didn't love Wander as much.


    Sylvia:*puts on her crown* Hey that lavender star is gone.


    Sylvia:*shrugs* Are you really to go to church? It will just be you and Apollo this year. Moonbeam maybe dead.


    Apollo and Woybff:*walk into Violet's ship*

    Sylvia:Bye Woybff.

    Homestar:*runs by the door* Goodbye my sweet.

    Violet:*drives away*

    Sylvia and Homestar:*get back inside*

    Sylvia:Alright are all ready to wrap presents?

    Wander:Of course, Syl.

    Homestar:I'll try my best. Where's Sunil?

    Sylvia:Oh he's at Strong Bad's place. Remember?

    Sunil:Merry Decemberween. *hands hi…

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    Wander:Homestar, get off that DSI.

    Homestar:Woybff wanted me on her DSI, she wanted me to see her photos. I think she locked her SD card.

    Wander:Well you'll get to learn about that 'cause the more you know, the more you grow.

    Zim:LIES! YOU LIE!


    Zim:I just came here to pick up some eggs. I need to show you something Wander. Homestar, you stay here. It's for your own freakin' good.


    Wander:*walks to the computer with Zim*Oh she probably found a really bad recall.

    Zim:Wander, you theory is bad.

    Wander:*makes it with Zim* What did you find. *looks at the R34* *faints*

    Zim:See Wander. You lie 'cause there is R34. How do you feel, Woybff?

    Woybff:I need brainwashing. I blocked and reported them.

    Zim:Good for you. I don't know an…

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  • Woybff

    Sunil:*on the phone* It's just you're my friend. Did I hurt you? *hangs up* *carries a bucket*

    Woybff:Where are you going Sunil?

    Sunil:I'm giving Strong Bad a bucket to repair are friendship.


    (an hour later)

    Sunil:*knocks on the door*

    The Cheat:*opens it*

    Sunil:I have a gift for Strong Bad.

    The Cheat:*lets him in* *takes him to Strong Bad*

    Strong Bad:*watching Yo Gabba Gabba* (thinks) This show is pure crack. Why did Matt and Mike work on it. Nevertheless why did Craig work on it?

    Sunil:Strong Bad...why are you watching this?

    Strong Bad:I want to see why Mike and Matt were working on it. Anywho what's that.

    Sunil:Strong Bad be my friend again. I'm sorry I am friends with Homestar. Take this bucket.

    Strong Bad:*laughs* I'm still your frien…

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  • Woybff

    Homestar:*looks out the window when he woke up* It snowed last night!

    Woybff and Sylvia:*having hot chocolate*

    Woybff:Why do people call it hot choco instead of hot chocolate?

    Sylvia:Shorter term I guess. I have no idea.

    Homestar:(dressed) Hey Woybff and Sylvia. It snowed at last night.

    Woybff:*laughs* Oh Homestar.


    Sylvia:It's just frost.

    Woybff:I want it to snow on Christmas.

    Sylvia:Well today is the first day of Winter. It could be possible to snow on Christmas day.

    Woybff:We need Decemberween, Homestar.


    Sylvia:I need to run a little task. You and Homestar.


    Sylvia:I need you all to get a these items from the store. I can trust you both right. You two need to say together.

    Woybff:You know we can't drive.


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