"There's gotta be somethin' nice to say about this..."
"...dreary, and empty place."
"Though plain and simple,..."
"...this cute little planet..."
(Gasps) “You really think so?”
Janet: “You really think I’m…cute?” (Giggles)
"I'm afraid I don't know. I've never needed a name before."
"Though I do believe I've always liked the name 'Janet'."
“Though why would I even bother?”
“It’s not like I had any visitors.”
Being a lonely planet isn’t fun at all.
"Well, that is some sort of shame."
“Those folks don’t know what their missin’!”
Wander watching Janet grow.
“In all our travels, we never once come across a talkin’ planet!”
“ Well, buddy, I have been all over this cold, drab, dreary and empty place and all I can say is…”
Sylvia walks up to Wander and Janet.
“Come on, let’s get outta here.”
Janet doesn’t say hi to Sylvia, unfortunately.
How come she didn’t say hi to me?
“Janet, this is Sylvia, my best pal!”
“There isn’t a mountain too high,”
“Oh, it’s very nice to meet you, Sylvia.”
“Talkin’ planet, huh? Crazy.”
“Well, nice to meet ya, Janice!”
Sylvia breaks free of the ice, and picks up Wander by her tail.
Goodbye, Janet. It was nice meeting you!
“Wander, wait! DON’T GO!!!”
Wait, Janet’s rumbling! What is she doing?
Behold, the marvelous sunset!
Uh, Wander, what is going on with your mouth?
“Do you think I could get a boost or somethin’?” Janet: “Oh! Oh, sure. Or course.”
“I’m comin’, Wander!” Aw, it looks like Janet decided to be nice to Sylvia after all!
Looks like I gotta climb up this tree myself!
“So, Wander. What do you think?”
“Janet, I have seen a lot of sunsets in my travels.”
“Good morning my wonderful Wander!”
Wander begins to wake up.
“Oh, she went for a climb, and then a hike,”
(Sing song) Who wants breakkies?
“Well, aren’t you the hostess with the mostest.”
“All for my guest whom I love the best!”
Mmmm! These are delicious!
“…for Sylvia to get back!”
Being fed another pancake.
“…I know about Sylvia, it’s that exercise makes her…”
“If there’s two things I know about Sylvia…”
“…is that she looooves havin’ her snout scratched!”
“enough for Sylvia when she gets back.”
“Y’all have pie after breakfast?”
Mmmmmm, this is delicious!
“Wander, my darling, as long as you stay here…”
“You can have whatever you want.”
Whoa, Sylvia! Are you alright?
“That…That was almost too wide!”
“A combination of “delectable” and “delicious”?
“We know each other so well!”
Oh, that is just too precious!
“I haven’t had a meal that good since we camped out on Binglebop and Sylvia made waffles!”
Look at all these pictures…
And even more…complete with a shrine!
Wander looks at the obsession…
And he’s definitely creeped out by it!
“You are a lovely planet,”
“should probably be on our way.”
This isn’t going to be good!
What kind of monster has this planet unleashed?
Alright, what’s going on?
Janet the sentient plant.
Huh? What’s that growing beside her?
It’s a topiary of Sylvia.
“YOU KNOW WHAT SYLVIA DID?!”
Oh dear, Wander has been captured!
Watching the topiary’s head fall. (Not pictured.)
“YES! SHE LEFT YOU HERE!”
“AND NOW, IT’S JUST YOU AND ME, WANDER!”
What?! Janet is evolving!
*insert Pokémon evolving music here.*
Oh, man! Something’s happening…
“UNTIL THE END…OF…TIME!!!”
Congratulations! Your Janet has evolved into a monster rose!
*insert Wander scared squeals here.*
Wander is definitely not enjoying this!
(RUMBLE!) Huh? What was that?
Someone’s trying to break in!
The plant vines has lost their power!
Back together again! And Sylvia gives an angry glare at Janet.
“There isn’t a chasm deep enough!”
(To Wander) “Come on, Wander, let’s orb!”
“Hello, I am Maurice. Your moon.”
“I don’t mean to be forward, but I find myself…very attractive to you!” Janet: Oh, you!” (Giggles)
“You, Janet, are my world.”