While Sylvia tries to defeat a ferocious flying beast, Wander finds an unhatched egg and believes it to be her baby. The only way to make it hatch is with love, but Sylvia appears to not have all that information, so Wander helps her love the egg while they try to get up the mountain to the beast's nest.
And the Zbornak scores the first point! Zbornak 1, Beast 0.
Wait, Beast is fighting back!
Zbornak is running --
Oh! Zbornak is grabbed!
BEAST SWING!
THUD!
Whoa, Zbornak is losing, now!
THUD!
Wander watches the action.
THUD!
THUD!
"You think --"
THUD!
"That maybe --"
THUD!
"You should --"
THUD!
"Try another --"
THUD!
This isn't going so good.
"NO!"
"I-I-I-I-I-I-I'VE..."
"GOT THIIIIIIIS!!!"
The flying Zbornak!
CRASH!
I guess that makes the score Zbornak 1, Beast 1.
Watch out, Wander!
Beast is getting a weapon...
Oh, no.
"Totally under control."
And Beast prepares to attack...
ROCK DROP!
Right now the score is Zbornak 1, Beast 2.
"Yeah, but..."
"Maaaaaybe..."
"There's another way to stop --"
"No!"
"This is the only way!"
"Now help me find something to bash this beast!"
"Okay."
Wander finds an egg[]
"Let's see...something to help, something to help, something to help..." And so on.
"Something to help..."
Ouch!
Whoa, what is this?
Is that...
An egg?
Whoa.
No way!!
Egg here...
Nest there?
Such a cute face ;-)
"Oh!"
"You poor baby!"
Back to the Zbornak vs Beast fight!
Zbornak is still holding on.
Ouch!
Ow!
Now she's spinning...
Right off the cliff!
And that makes the score Zbornak 1, Beast 3.
"Oh, don't you worry, we'll get you back to Mama."
"Even if she wants to kill us."
"Yes, she does!"
"She wants to kill us dead!"
"Great job, Wander."
Let me have this.
"This rock is perfect for bashing that beast!"
"Sylvia, Sylvia, Sylvia. It's like I always say..."
"A little lump of love..."
"...will take the buck outta the bronco."
*Smile*
Wait, what?
Let me stop.
What were you saying?
"This "rock" is an egg."
"And that beast is this egg's mother."
Beginning a fantasy moment.
Sylvia tiptoes like a ballerina.
In you go!
Setting the egg in its nest
Perfect.
Once in the nest, it will hatch.
Look! It's hatching!
Still flying --
Huh?
Here comes baby!
The egg hatched!
Awwwwwww!
The baby beast
Mother is pleased
A happy mother
Wander and Sylvia are crying their eyes out.
It's so happy!
Wiping their tears of joy
Enjoying the reunion.
Reunited
Kissing her baby.
A mother and child
Snuggling each other
Big finale to Wander's fantasy
"Forget it!"
"Sappy smooshy-wooshy..."
"...lovey-dovey silliness..."
"...ain't my style!"
"You're on your own this time, Wander."
Rejecting Wander's idea
Wander is confused
"That thing wants to eat us, and the only way to get her to back off is to..."
HUH!
HA!
HOO!
"FIGHT HER OFF!"
HA!
Ow! Foot cramp!
Hasn't been fighting hard enough for a while.
"I'll have nothing to do with this."
"Well, poo-poo to you, Miss Punchy Punchersons."
"Who needs you, anyway?"
"I'll do it myself, with the..."
"Power of Love!"
When he realized...
...he cannot lift the egg!
Do I have to?!
Looks like Sylvia will be helping after all.
Going up the mountain[]
"Stupid egg."
Muttering to herself as she runs.
Jump!
Cross that bridge!
She's trailing you!
Look out, she's closing in!
Phew, missed her.
Dead end!
Looks like we gotta go faster.
Speed it up!
Prepare to jump!
Whoa, this is too fast.
Wander's not happy...
"STOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!"
SCREEEECH!
Look out!
Can she hold it?
Wait, where's the egg?
Almost forgot Wander.
Whoa, that's hard to do in reality!
"S-low do-hown."
"There's a baby on board!"
Uh-oh
Not her again!
She breaks our standing point!
Falling!
Wait, he can imitate a fall whistle?
Way to break the fourth wall, Wander.
That was a close one.
AHH!!! FIREBALLS!!!
She's still not giving up.
Hide!
Come out!
I know you're in there!
I see you!
In the cave[]
She'll never find us in here.
Eww!
Okay, that's gross.
Not if I can handle it!
Take this!
That's gotta hurt, huh?
Eww, beast saliva.
There's gotta be an exit around here...
Hmm...
Where is it?
Still looking...
I found something!
Look over there!
An exit!
Score!
Come on, let's get out.
"If we hurry, we'll escape before it realizes there's an exit."
Not again!
Whoa! That's too fast!
"Slower!"
Do I?
Okay, I'll slow down for ya.
Going slower
Whoa! It's glowing?!
"Sl..."
"...ooooooow..."
"...errrrrrrr!"
Even slower
More egg glow!
Still going slow
"Sssss..."
...lllllll --"
"Wander!"
You get off of this.
"Look, we have got a very short window of time before Dragon Breath figures out a way to get to us. If we're gonna get to that nest in the next millennium..."
"...this "baby" is gonna have to man up --"
Here comes more glow!
Glowing eggs make me really happy!
"And WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?!"
Look look look!
Lemme see it.
Huh? What's this?
The egg is making hearts?
"Dawwwwwwww!"
"She likes you!"
Such an adorable face :-3
Unaware of the figure behind her
What the -- how'd the beast get in here?!
Not good.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!!
Look out!
Sylvia drops the egg[]
We're out!
She'll never find us here.
Stay out of sight.
Sylvia loses her balance...
...and drops the egg.
"MY BABY!!!"
The egg falling.
"WAHHHHH!!!"
A last minute helping from a plant
"Phew."
Not strong enough to hold.
Another last minute helping (this looks familiar...)
It goes into the log
Can it hold?
Nope
Yet another last minute helping
WAIT -- the plant can throw things?!?
Here comes the pitch!
The egg slides down the mountain...
...it ends at the very bottom where the adventure began.
Now that was close, for a while.
"Phew, safe and sound, right back where we started."
Oh, boy.
An annoyed Zbornak
Total head stretch
Upset at the fact they have to start all over again.
Back where we started[]
Back we go!
And...let's go back up again.
Uh-oh!
She's coming out!
"Quick!"
"Out here, we're fish in a barrel!"
"What is wrong with you?!"
"You've been flingin' this poor thing around like a sack of potatoes!"
"Do you know nothing about pr-oper parenting?!"
Well...
Seriously, how did she follow us in the first place?
"The First Take" | "The Smile" | "The Killjoy" | "The Theme Song" | "The Bathroom Break" "The Planetary Conqueror" | "The Sharpshooter" | "The Glitch" | "The Caller" | "The Whatever" "The Big Finish"