Wander and Sylvia have a task of delivering a box to someone named Glen who lives on a far off planet somewhere. Wander however, is more focused on finding out what's in the box, and drives himself crazy while trying not to do so.
Asked to deliver a box[]
A forest planet
There's Wander, what's he doing?
What's Wander smiling so widely about?
Wander's up to something...
"Don't do it, Wander."
"Sylviaaaa..."
"Don't do it!"
"I...can't help it..."
"Wander!"
Close up
"I GOTTA KNOW WHAT'S IN THIS BOX!!!"
Opening the box
The stopping.
"No, you don't, Wander."
"We're gonna deliver that box..."
"...just like we promised that guy."
"It's the least we can do."
Beginning attempt number 2 at looking inside.
"And we're not gonna open it."
"Just like we promised!"
"Look, Wander."
"Don't sweat it."
"It'll go like this..."
"We take a little detour."
"Get the box to Glen..."
"...whoever he is".
"He opens it right there, you go..."
"Wow, that's amazing!"
"We get on with our lives."
"Bada bing, bada boom!"
Got it?
Wander, are you paying attention?
"You can do this."
"I believe in you."
Now do you get it?
"You're right."
Whatever's in here's probably not all that interesting..."
"...anyway."
"Like...blank address labels..."
Wanting to know what's inside[]
"...or stickers, or flash cards..."
"...or a chocolate spoon or a green eraser..."
"...or a disposable "pilla", or a night vision monocle...
"...or a fake lung or tinsel..."
"..or a bat..."
"...or a hat..."
"... Or a bat with a hat..."
"...OR A HAT WITH A BAT!"
Marshmallow flaming with fury
Wander sitting on a box
Here comes the banjo!
"Here, get 'chur mind off things."
"Oh, great idea."
"Singin' songs always..."
"...soothes my sorrows."
Good idea, Sylvia. I'll sing a campfire song to forget about my obsession!
Okay, give me a second.
Gotta tune this...
Tuning...
It's ready! Let's sing a song!
Oh...
♪ Box, box, ♪
♪ Box, box. ♪
♪ What's in the box? ♪
♪ Clocks, ♪
♪ Blocks, ♪
♪ Rocks, lox, ♪
♪ A feller named Jacques? ♪
That's enough singing for now!
In fact, no more for the rest of the night!
You broke my banjo! Sigh...
"Maybe we should just turn in."
Come on, Wander, let's hit the hay.
"Ah, even better."
Gotta go to sleep, maybe that will get my mind off.
"Snoozin' a spell..."
"...always..."
"...whiles away my worries."
No wonder his hat can double as a sleeping bag.
"Night, Wander."
"Night, Boxia!"
While you sleep, I'll keep the box warm.
The sleeping Zbornak
Stretch...plonk! Stretch...plonk!
Stretch...plonk!
Ugh, what is all that noise?!
For grop's sake, could you keep it down?
Wait, what's this?
Oh dear, Wander's in a state of intensity!
"You were up all night, weren't 'cha?"
"Thinkin' about the box?"
"Oh, we really got to get to Glen's."
Give me that box! It's making you like this!
"And fast."
The space train station[]
Providing the perfect transition
"Okay, these space coasters are great. Way faster than the orbble transporter."
"You wait here."
"And I'll get the tickets."
"Sylvia...I don't think this is such a good idea."
Does he really want to do this?
"Listen, it's -- it's probably nothing inside, it's just a --"
Uh -- uh-- uh --
"A dumb pair of socks."
I can't help it!
"Whenever you fell tempted, just say to yourself: Pair. Of. Socks."
"Pair of socks."
"Perfect!"
"You got this."
Boy, I wish I could do that dance.
You should be daaaancin'...
Here come the passengers!
Sylvia, where'd you go?
Okay, here we go.
"Pair of socks. Pair of socks. Pair of socks."
What's over there?
Just a normal corridor.
Wait, I've never seen that guy before!
"Pair of socks. Pair of socks. Pair of socks."
Don't talk to him, Wander!
How did he get closer?
"Pair of socks. Pair of socks. Pair of socks."
Okay, does that turtle resemble someone familiar?
Wait, how is he getting closer without walking?!
"Pair of socks! Pair of socks! Pair of socks!"
"Give me the box."
Wander, don't listen to him!
Wait, there's another?!
"No, give me the box."
Never talk to strangers...
...nor let them take your things!
That's it, I'm outta here.
Make way, box coming through!
Get outta my way!
Wander, what's up with your eyes?
No crowds for me!
Must...protect...box!
Incoming!
Screaming woman
GASP!
Get away!
Laughing man
GASP!!
Run!
Crying child
Oh dear, this isn't going well.
Uh, what is that?
"Give us the box."
Oh, no! The strangers again!
Help!
Don't get any closer, big hands!
The strangers are gonna get me!
HELLLLLP!!!!!
Huh?
"Wander! Oh, geez, I've been lookin' for you everywhere!"
I'll help you up.
"You scared the flarf outta me!"
*Hyperventilate*
"There were these guys."
"Then there was screaming --"
"And the laughing --"
"And the crying in the night!"
"Just point 'em out, bud!"
"I'll take 'em down!"
They're over there!
Wait, where's the screaming, laughing and crying?
And the strangers that wanna take the box?
Where'd it all go?
I guess it was all in my head.
"Come on, pal."
"You can rest on the train."
Next stop: Glen's house!
On the train[]
Welcome to the Galactic Express!
The space sky
Relaxing in the train car.
Wander is worn out
Time for a nap.
Ah!
What just happened?
Well, box, it's just you and me.
Sylvia is asleep
Is she ever going to wake up
She won't wake up. Perfect!
This is a good time to see what's in that box!
Just one small peek...
*SNORE*
Oh no! Busted!
Nothing's going on here, Sylvia! You can sleep!
She's still asleep.
Perfect...
Now to open this box.
Just one...small...lift...
WHAT THE?!
Wander?
Wander?! Wander?! Wander?! (and so on...)
Wander's Nightmare[]
Did someone order this set of neon sock lights?
A giant pair of socks!
Not again!
Pair of socks! Pair of socks! Pair of socks!
SOCK KICK!
Is that Wander, or a strange looking wheel?
A bat?
BAT SWING!
Whoa!
Why is the screen turning into bats?
Something's happening...
I AM THE BOX TROLL, GUARDIAN OF YOUR BOX NIGHTMARE!
Run away~
Boxes open...
...with junk!
Fantasia 2000 reference?
Here comes the box junk wave!
Look out, Wander!
Wipe out!
It's a flood!
Help! I can't swim!
Oh no, what's that?!
I'm a box monster, and I have come to gobble you up!
Please don't gobble me up!
Too late.
I'm having Wander tonight!
Wander sleeping
AHHH!!! THE BOX MONSTER'S GONNA EAT ME!!!
Oh, it was only a dream.
"It's okay, buddy. We're here."
Hill Hallucination[]
Gone Fishing?![]
The Lords of Illumination[]
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