The H.A.T.E.R.V (Hater's Amazing Totally Excellent Rampage Vehicle) is a vehicle/toy that appeared in "The New Toy".
- In the commercial Lord Hater made, at the bottom there was a warning label that said, "This is not a real toy. This will NEVER be a real toy. It is both insanely dangerous and commercially unsound. Lord Hater is neither a licensed toy designer or engineer. Do not try to build or bootleg this toy yourself."