Hater: So you... don't want to date me?
Dominator: (Hysteric laughter) Oh my- That is- You think that I- With you? Oh my- that is too good! I mean it's sad for you, but... (sigh) ...Let me put this a way you idiots will understand.
I'm not the damsel in distress.
I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess.
I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly.
Nope... I'm the bad guy.
All these former villains that you see,
Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me.
So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime.
What am I, boys?
Captured Villains: She's the bad guy.
Dominator: Oh, it's magic
To watch a planet
Shrivel up and die.
Oh, it's thrillin'
To be a villain.
I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry. (laughs)
(mecha voice) 'Cause I'm the bad guy!
Dominator: (mecha voice) Oh, ain't it fantastic?
I see something, I BLAST it!
And let me tell you why.
(normal voice) I've always had a weakness
For barrenness and bleakness.
I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.
See, I find this business rather fun!
I don't want your assistance or your adulation!
I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye!
Come on, GUESS!!
Wander and Hater: 'Cause you're the bad guy?
Dominator: Or, well, girl. (maniacal laughter)
- The villains that were imprisoned in her ship included Emperor Awesome, Dr. Screwball Jones, Those Two Guys from that Time, Kragghthar of Kraggggggh, Sourdough, Mandrake The Malefaeasant, Little Bits, General McGuffin, some Schmartians, and a Beefeater.
"You're the Greatest"
"My Fair Hatey (song)"