I'll call my new planet whatever I want! I'll call my new planet whatever I want!

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sylvia :(wakes up and wander slindes off her back) ,okay  Wander, I'm up. You don't have to...( she pauses relizing something)  Since when am I the first one up? wander:  ( wakes up  he's frazzled, a little red-eyed and dizzy-like) Good morning, Sylvia. What a beautiful day.

sylvia: Uh, you feeling okay there, buddy?

wander: Okay? ( he sways a bit) I'm feeling great. How's about a rousing "good morning" song to get this day started right?( he sniffs and slaps his face. he then pulls out the banjo  and starts humming and playing discordantly)

sylvia: ( pulls banjo off his face) Wander, are you sick?

wander: Me sick? No way. Sylvia, I can assure you that I am the farthest thing in the world from being (sneezes loudly. title appears, freeze frame)  sick. I'm fine, Sylvia. Really. I have too much to do today to be sick. I'll just power through with the power friendship, smile, sunshine. Banjo face or something. ( he slumps)

sylvia: ( pulls out a hamock and sets it up) Oh, no. The only way you're gonna get better is if you get some rest. I'll take care of everything. 

wander : Oh, don't go out of your way for me. I got this. I got this. I got this, I got this. I I did it!( wander tries to get in te hamock and ends up twisted in it sylvia untwists it)

sylvia:  Okay, I'm gonna go get some wood for a fire.(she tucks him in , wander's perspective shows sylvia shining, lullaby music plays)  You stay here and rest. ( wander's eyes close in wanders  persective, sylvia looks like an angel while two sylvia angels play the harp as wanders eyes close)  

wander:  Okay.

sylvia:( is gathering wood and  sees wander ) Wander, what are you..

wander:  Helping you collect firewood. ( it rains soaking them both. cut to inside the cave where sylvia dries off wander whos fur puffs up)

sylvia: you don't have to do anything, okay? If you need something, just ask. Is there anything you need?

wander: Well, a glass of water might be nice.  ( sylvia holdas the glass out to catcxh rainwater) 

sylvia: one water, coming right ( she sees wander there witha glass out in the rain and sighs) up.  ( cut to the cave. sylvia wrings the water out of wander's fur and tucks him in the hamock) Stay.

wander:  You got it. ( cut to sylvia  starting the fire) Just as soon as I help you start this fire ( he sneezes putting out the fire]

sylvia: Buddy. [sighs] I know you always wanna help, but sometimes, you have to take care of yourself first.

wander( tries to get up but sylvia pushes him down) : But I can't be sick. I'm already way behind on my morning helping routine. If I don't help everyone who needs helping, terrible things might happen.

sylvia: Yeah, like you getting so sick you can't help anyone. So you miss out on a few chores. It's not the end of the universe.

wander:(lets out a muffled groan and looks like he might panic]

sylvia: How about I do your helping routine for you?

wander Really? I don't know. It's kind of a tall order.

sylvia: Come on. You've helped me so many times. It's time for you to let me help you. Just tell me what you need me to do and I will go do it while   you stay here and do nothing.

wander:  Well okay. I usually start my morning by making brekkies for you, me, and any locals that might be around. Did you feed all the locals? All the locals? Next, I usually go give Buster a good scratch behind the ears. Oh! You've gotta go hit the snooze button on Lord Hater's alarm clock, or he'll be really cranky all day. [screeching] Give the black cube a banjo lesson. Raise the soles of Peepers' shoes another eighth of an inch.

peepers: Oh, way to grow, Commander Peepers.

Let's get awesome.

wander: Oh! And feed Emperor Awesome's white tigrexes.  ( sneezes) Oh, the Watchdogs' intramural tetherball finals are today, and they need a referee.

sylvia:  [whistle blowing]  Point, Barry.

barry: Whoo hoo!

wander: Give the floor at Blorpee's a good mopping. You missed a [sneezes] spot. Double check that no one on Okeydokeyia needs help

Michelle's boss: We never do.

wander: Hit Hater's snooze button again.  Change Huckleberry Knucklehead's diaper. Throw out anything that doesn't have a name in the Watchdogs' fridge. Return any lost socks.

sylvia: (sobbing loudly] [music]

Guru:  Isn't that your sock?   wander:  Oh, yeah. Ow! Make sure to hit Lord Hater's snooze button one more time. [sneezes]  Oh, and there's one more thing.  Water Dominator's cactus.

sylvia:  What? But Wait. Why does Dominator even have a cactus?

wander: [sniffing wetly] I left a cactus in her guest bathroom the last time we were there. I thought it really brightened up the place. [coughs, sniffs] But you're right, Syl. I shouldn't ask you to do something so dangerous. I will do it myself.

sylvia: Flab drass it, Wander. Crab-hammerin' cactus. Where is this guest bathroom anyway? ( wander sneezes loudly) Oh, no. - ( wander is shivering feeling cold then panting, fanning himself feeling hot. he does it a few times then slumps. sylvia come into veiw)  

sylvia:  Oh! Wander!

Hey, Sylvia. ( he goes from cold to hot )  

Wait. Is this the Is this the guest bathroom?  But where's the cactus? -

Yeah, that's what I wanted to tell you. I actually think I might've just dreamed about getting Dominator a cactus. ( goes from hot to cold)  You know what? We should go get her a cactus. Call it Spike.

[sighs] Stay there and rest!  Okay?  ( wanders fur is  now green)  

wander:(sniffles)  Okay, Sylvia.

Oh, you seriously do all this every day before I'm even awake?

You're a very heavy sleeper.

Oh. I could use a nap now, that's for sure.

wander:   Sylvia!!

What is it?

Oh! I forgot to visit Ms. Myrtle.

Who's what now?

[sniffles very wetly] Every week, I visit this kindly old lady, Ms. Myrtle, and bring her a can of snickerdoodles, so we can chat, we can catch up. Oh, she loves snickerdoodles. I can't let her down.

[sighs] Wander, you not visiting an old lady  is not the end of the universe.

But, but, but!

Wander, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. I will go visit Ms. Myrtle for you. But you have to promise me that you're gonna stay right here and finally get some rest, okay?  

wander:(sighs) I promise.

sylvia:  Good. Now sleep.( rubs his gead soothingly in wander's perspective sylvia is an angel, flyng to the exit while 2 angel sylvias play harps wanders eyes close)

wander: You got it.  Sylvia! The snickerdoodles!

Huh. Weird place for some old biddy to live. Ms. Myrtle? Ms. Myrtle? Ms [loud rumbling] Ms. Myrtle?

I'm coming, Sylvia!

Who dares disturb the slumber of Ms. Myrtle, the eternal turtle, keeper of the cosmos, weaver of the very fabric of the galaxy?!

Only I can save the universe. Must deliver snicker doodles. [sneezes] [groans] Ms. Myrtle, please don't destroy the universe. I'm here, I'm here. I brought your snicker

[laughing] And then the ballet dancer says, "Annihilation? I thought her name was Susan. " [laughter]


Oh, hello, Wander. Your delightful friend Sylvia and I are having such a grand time.

But, but, but the cookies.  Why hasn't the universe ended? -

Oh, Wander dear, though I do enjoy your visits, Sylvia said you were sick, so I understand why you couldn't come. It's all right to let other people help you, you know. It's not the end of the universe.


Yeah, never hurts to let someone help. ( wander falls asleep,snoring)


[laughs] Oh, no. I can't stand those things.

[blows, laughs]

Seriously, get them out of my sight, or I'll destroy the universe! 

sylvia:( swallows the cookies)