(Static. Cut to Hater at the podium.)
Hater: Sorry to interrupt whatever lame show you were watching. Not! But, I, Lord Hater, planetary conqueror and Number One Superstar, have taken over your airwaves to gi—
Wander: (in the background)♪ Who is the universe's awesomest evildoer? ♪
♪ Hater! ♪
Hater: Is that singing?
Wander: ♪ Who's super-strong and shoots out scary green lightning? ♪
♪ Hater! ♪
Hater: (shakes head) To give you the privilege of witnessing my most impress— (growls) and evil deed unfold live! To prove... (lowers Wander) (annoyedly) Will you stop singing?
Wander: ♪ Who set the record for galactic explosions? ♪ But I'm singing your theme song!
Hater: You're making it sound stupid!
Wander: Well, why don't you show us how it's done?
(Static. Cut to reveal Hater with an electric guitar, which he does not play very well.)
Hater: Uh, well... (strums poorly) ♪ Who... ♪ No, wait, wait. Lemme, lemme start over. (clears throat) ♪ Wh— ♪ No. No. ♪ Who is the... ♪ (clears throat) Okay, I got it. I got it now. ♪ Who... Who... Who... Ohhhhhh... Who is the ♪ Mmmm. ♪ Who is the... ♪
Wander: You gotta find middle C. It's like ♪ Do re mi fa— ♪
Hater: (yelling) It's the stupid guitar's fault! (He throws the guitar at the camera. Static.)