((I regret nothing.))
(Le Scorpio in a random meadow. Le Nomad and Wander walk up to him.)
Scorpio: Hey, guys! How are-
(Scorpio stares at them, noticing something... different about them.)
Scorpio: Is there, uh... something you guys wanna tell me...?
Wander: Well, um...
Wander: I'm pregnant.
Scorpio: (stares with a "WTF" expression on his face)
Nomad: Scorpio, I love you!
Scorpio: ... I'm out.
(Le Scorpio walks out of random door.)
Wander: Wait, come back!
Nomad: We were just kidding!
Scorpio: (pokes head through doorway) Really?
Nomad: Yup! April fools!
(Le Nomad throws confetti everywhere.)
Scorpio: 'Kay... well, you guys got me...
Nomad: You should've seen the look on your face! It was hilarious!
Wander: Yeah! You really fell for it!
Scorpio: Haha... I'll admit, it was kinda funny.
Nomad: Well, duh! We're awesome!
Scorpio: I just have have one question; how did you guys get so... chubby...?
Wander: Uh... we may or may not have eaten Sylvia...
Sylvia: (from inside of Wander) Let me outta here!