(Wander and a cookie at a fancy restaurant)
Wander: (le sigh) Isn't it a wonderful day today?
(Le cookie doesn't say anything)
Wander: What a wonderful date we're having, right?
(Cookie still doesn't say anything)
Wander: Maybe later, we could...
(Wander starts blushing until someone bursts into the restaurant from the door)
Wander: Oh, crap...
Katie: WHY DID YOU DITCH ME FOR A COOKIE?!?
Wander: Um, sorry Sarah, but I gotta run. (Starts to run away. Katie chases after him with a chainsaw in her hands)
Katie: GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE SON OF A FLARF.