Sylvia: What? who is this?
Wander: it's Waaaaaaaaander
Sylvia: Wander, what do you want? it's 3am
Wander: i always thought you were cute. i want you get me some fried chicken
Sylvia: um, i'm not going to do that
Wander: but i thought we were friends
Wander: some dude is staring at me
(you can hear Sylvia facepalm)
Wander: oh wait that's my reflection
Wander: I'm sorry Sylvia but I have to take care of this mirror. bye (hangs up)
Sylvia: AM I THE ONLY NORMAL ONE IN THIS 2D WORLD?!