(I know another one of these. Bleh to you too)
Lord Hater as Ellen
Wander as Viola
Peepers as the demon cat
I was sick so no one played with me
Hater: (coughs and sniffles) So anyone want to play video games or something? No? Is it because I have this cold thing?
My mother and father didn't love me
Hater: (yells away) Why don't you believe me? When I'm conqueror of all planets, you'll see! (cough, sniffle)
So I X them
Hater: (crosses parents out of family photo) That'll show them how much of a rebel I am! (evil laughter cough sniffle) .... Hopefully this comes off
When I X my father and mother, a demon came along and ate them
Peepers: Eh, no I'm more reasonable than that.
The demon took me to the forest. He thanked me for the meal and gave me this hou…Read more >
(Scorpio randomly standing somewhere. Shine comes from behind)
Shine: Hey you! Random guy! Are you an inhabitant of this planet?
Scorpio: Uh Shine I'm not some random guy.
Shine: But you sure don't look like someone I know.
Scorpio: But I've told you a million times I'm-
Nomad: You idiot! That's Scorpio! Duh!
Shine: Oh right yes I knew that! (fake and unconvincing laugh)
Scorpio: Do you think you can try to re-
Nomad: I can always recognize him with that beautiful face of his. More beautiful than yours
Shine: (goes up to Nomad) Are you trying to imply something is wrong with my face?
Nomad: I don't know. It depends how much you look like Sylvia's bum.
Shine: You little!
Nomad: Don't hate me! It's your face! (starts fighting Shine as Scorpio casually …Read more >
(Oh you thought Daughter of Evil was over? Sorry not sorry)
(Chenavy walks down the street where everyone looks likes Angel)
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(Everyone in the wandering group sits around a screen)
Sylvia: Ok, why did you want us to bring horror movies on such short notice?
Angel: I thought we could compare them, bro.
Nomad: Not really. I'm trying to prove Angel's idea of horror movies is brainless.
Wander: I like this game! Can we watch what i brought first? Spaghetti horror is the best!
Nomad: I doubt pasta would make a decent horror movie.
Sylvia: I wouldn't make fun of Wander's movies if I were you. he doesn't mean pasta spaghetti at all.
Wander: Well it's not a horror movie if there isn't spaghetti.
Sylvia: People are sensitive about their spaghetti!
Wander: But then it's lame, am I right?
Scorpio: I see your point
Shine: I'll show you guys the best horror movie ever made!
(Very unconvi…Read more >
(Wander drags Nomad to Sylvia)
Wander: Sylvia! This is my big brother, Nomad! Isn't he cool?
Sylvia: I am Sylvia. A pleasure.
Wander: I'm the North and he's the South. Since we were raised seperately, he spent time with boring people and became sort of a meanie. Right? Now say hi, Nomad!
Nomad: Back away from me you dumb jellyfish hog
(Wander hugs Nomad and drags him back)
Nomad: Would you stop it with your hug therapy?
Sylvia: I will never understand Wander
(Nomad watches Sylvia carry boxes)
Nomad: Ok Miss Jellyfish Hog. What did you do to twist my brother's brain around?
Sylvia: (wasn't listening) Hm? What do you want?
Nomad: Don't play stupid! Wander is already stupid enough! You're probably planning to force him to do somethi…Read more >