(Because why not?)
(Angel runs to the wandering group)
Angel: Hey guys! Wander got me a ring with a triangle jewel!
(Everyone looks at each other)
Shine: ANGEL IS A PART OF THE ILLUMINATI!
(Angel is shunned)
Shine: SCORPIO HAS EBOLA!
(Scorpio is sent to Africa)
Sylvia: I think-
Shine: SYLVIA'S A FEMINIST!
( Sylvia checks her privileges)
Moon: Shine, you should
Shine: MOON IS ILLEGAL ON 56 PLANETS!
(Moon is sent to court)
Shine: CHENAVY IS ON DRUGS!
(Chenavy is arrested)
Shine: NOMAD IS PREGNANT WITH SCORPIO'S EBOLA BABY!
(Scorpio has to pay child support)
Wander: How do you know all this..... WITCHCRAFT!
(Shine is burned st the stake)