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(Angel runs to the wandering group)

Angel: Hey guys! Wander got me a ring with a triangle jewel!

(Everyone looks at each other)

Shine: ANGEL IS A PART OF THE ILLUMINATI!

(Angel is shunned)

(Scorpio coughs)

Shine: SCORPIO HAS EBOLA!

(Scorpio is sent to Africa)

Sylvia: I think-

Shine: SYLVIA'S A FEMINIST!

( Sylvia checks her privileges)

Moon: Shine, you should

Shine: MOON IS ILLEGAL ON 56 PLANETS!

(Moon is sent to court)

Chenavy: Calm

Shine: CHENAVY IS ON DRUGS!

(Chenavy is arrested)

Nomad: Shine-

Shine: NOMAD IS PREGNANT WITH SCORPIO'S EBOLA BABY!

(Scorpio has to pay child support)

Wander: How do you know all this..... WITCHCRAFT!

(Shine is burned st the stake)

Welp

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