A bunch of memorable quotes from my 90 minute special "The Wizard of Fun".
(After Wander bumps into Sylvia, interrupting the "It's A Beautiful Day" song)
Wander: Oh! Hi, Sylvia! Ready to go to the park? It's a beautiful day for a picnic!
Wander: Aww, looks like someone needs a nap. Don't worry, I have a lullaby for you! (plays his banjo and sings) ♪♪ Go to sleep, Didi sleep, your eyes are feeling really heavy, you're feeling tired, that I can see -- ♪♪ (she's already asleep) ♪♪ That you're already asleep! ♪♪
Didi: (giggles) Your hat, your hat!
Wander: Huh? What about my -- (realizes his hat has turned blue) What the? How the heck did my hat turn blue?! That I have no clue.
Wander: Didi, I've a feeling we're not on Planet Opism anymore.
Bad Witch Hater: Just let me get these boots from Little Witch Westley's feet -- (the boots disappear) WHERE DID THEY GO!?
Good Witch Sylvia: They left Westley's, and they're now Wander's. (reveals she transferred the boots to Wander's feet)
(Wander ends up splashing Bad Witch Hater with water, causing him to melt)
Bad Witch Hater: AAAHGGGGHHHH!!! You cursed yokel! Look at what you've done to me! I'm melting! And it's all your fault! I am not waterproof and this is what happens! Now I'm melting into oblivion and it's all your fault!!! All your fault!!! Ohhh, look out! I'm going away!! Ohhhhhhhh...
Wander: Okay, I'm ready to go home now. So how do these boots of mine work?
Good Witch Sylvia: It's simple: Just close your eyes, tap your heels together three times, and think to yourself: "There's no place like home, there's no place like home".
Wander: My! That was a strange dream. Come on, Didi, let's go find your aunt.
Wander: I was also wearing these boots, and they were red and shiny!
Sylvia: Speaking of boots, where did you get those boots?
Wander: (last lines) Oh Sylvia...there's no place like home.