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The Missing Stars pt.1[]

Woybff (wearing red shirt and tan shorts):*sitting by Strong Sad*

Sunil:What are they doing?

Strong Bad:Being sad. Woybff's depressed because Wander lifted her, I don't know about Strong Sad's deal is.

Strong Sad:I'm sad with her because no one else will. Zora is listening to They Might Be Giants as I speak.

Zora:It was pretty good.

Woybff:Flood is a good album.

Sunil:I hate seeing you sad. We need to give you joy.

Homestar:*walks in* Hi guys.

Sunil:You got any ideas, Homestar?

Homestar:Uh...Strong Sad vores someone...

Strong Sad:No!

Sunil:Come on, guys. Something! Anything!

Zora:We listen to The Apples in Stereo songs all night.

Strong Bad:No. I know it's your special interest, and I encourage that as a father. But I just don't like them. How about a party with hot ladies?

Woybff:But instead of hot ladies, how about Coach Z, Peri, Pom Pom, and everyone else in this house.

Strong Bad:Alright, but Strong Mad can't come. He is on a date with a rock.

Woybff:Oh, good for him.

Strong Bad:But yes, everyone else can come.

Homestar:What about Mike and Matt?

Woybff:They can't come...

Strong Bad:But why?

Woybff:It has to do with stimming.

Homestar:Okay.

Sunil:Can Shae come?

Strong Bad:Fine.

(Later at night the party is in place. The song playing is Particle Man by They Might Be Giants.)

Coach Z (holding a cold one):So I told him-

Strong Bad (also holding a cold one):Shut up, Coach, I think we are being watched.

Sunil (holding water in a solo cup):You might be right.

(Music fades as the sensory changes to outside. Andrea, Wander, Sylvia, Peepers, and Hater are out there.)

Wander:Alright guys, we are gonna crash that party.

Sylvia:This is so out of character of you.

Wander:I know, but I wanna see her again. I'm also a triangle.

Peepers:Also Shae came, so that's why we are here.

Sylvia:You screwed her.

Peepers:Uh...

Hater:I thought you were a virgin and you were gay for me. *faints*

Wander:Aw, I wonder if he liked you back.

Peepers:Probably not. Forgot about that, let's go.

Wander:Hopefully no one's racists.

Sylvia:You are on fire with those They Might Be Giants refences.

The Missing Stars pt.2[]

Sunil:I miss Peepers, but you are so much cooler than Peepers, Strong Bad.

Strong Bad:Ya think so?

Sunil:Yes, of course. I-I-I-

Strong Bad:You what?

Sunil:I mean, you are my best friend.

Hater:*brakes into house* Hello party people.

(Camera views to Pom Pom looking triggered and a confused Peri)

Sunil:(to Peri) They weren't invited.

Peepers:Yeah, we just crashed a party!

Shae:I'm so proud of you.

Peepers:Oh, Shae, I didn't know you'd be here.

Wander:Woybff! *runs to her* Are you alright?

Woybff:Yeah, until you came.

Wander:Oh come, take me back.

Andrea:That can't happen.

Shae:Why not?

Andrea:I'm the WOY princess, and I say Wander belongs to me.

Shae:But Woybff had him first.

Andrea:I don't care.

Wander:Just this one dance?

Andrea:One is fine.

Woybff:I accept. I got the perfect song. The Cheat, if you please.

The Cheat:*turns onChild Star by The Unicorns*

(Woybff and Wander dance through the song)

(After the song is over.)

Wander:So this is how you feel?

Woybff:Yes.

Wander:*looks back at Andrea* *returns his eyes to Woybff* I can see why. Still, the song was good.

Coach Z:*walks to Sylvia* Hey there, Sylvie.

Sylvia:Don't hug my butt, you freak.

(Camera freezes and turns to Woybff)

Woybff:(No, this can't happen. Not to Coach Z. They'll laugh at him, and Bubs isn't there to inform him about it.)

(camrea unfreezes)

Woybff:NO HORSE MOM!! YOU WILL NOT FADE THE COACH Z!!!!

Andrea:Don't you yell at her like that, you are a bad girl, Woybff.

Wander:Andrea...

Homestar:Oh crap.

Woybff:I'll end it all.

Pom Pom:*blocks her from leaving*

Woybff:Let me through, Pom Pom.

Coach Z:*walks to Woybff* Cookie, I love the thought but not the volume. Still I'm glad you care about me. *almost pats her butt* I think you may want a pat your back instead.

Woybff:Yes.

Coach Z:*pats her back*

Wander:You have a cute butt, Woybff.

Homestar:*walks over* Excuse me, can you please leave.

Strong Bad:Wait, Homestar, this is my house. Wander, get the crap outta here you pervert, she's-

The Cheat:*plays Lovely by Twenty One Pilots*

Wander, Andrea, Sylvia, Peeprs and Hater:*exit*

(The orignal party members are dancing, but Woybff is spinning) (At the end of the song Homestar hugs Woybff)

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