The Worst Rider
Ryder:Sylvia can I come in.
Sylvia:No Woybff is not herself today.
Sylvia:Ryder, you wouldn't understand.
Ryder:Sure I can.
Sylvia:Did you understand why liked Wander more than you?
Sylvia:Well you can't understand Woybff's mind.
Ryder:*punches Sylvia in the nose*
Sylvia:What the flarp was that for?
Ryder:I told you you gone soft.
Sylvia:*rolls her eyes*
Ryder:Well if you going to be that way. *hits Sylvia in the head*
Woybff:Oh I told you, we need more guards, Wander.
Ryder:Hey there, Sylvia told you ain't yourself today.
Woybff:Did she told you why?
Ryder:She told me I didn't understand.
Woybff:*hits Ryder with her staff* Two things, one Teletubbies are in Wander Over Yonder.
Woybff:*pulls up picture* Look when Wander is saying he's a wanted man.
Ryder:Well I'll darned.
Cilan's Pansage:(That's what I said.)
Ryder:Well what's the another thing.
Woybff:You'd never understand. *rocks back and forth on the floor*
Ryder:Are you insane or something?
Woybff:*hits Ryder really hurt with her staff*
Woybff:Sorry, you offend me. I'm autistic, not insane.
Ryder:I don't know what that is.
Pepper:You dont know what Autism is.
Zoe:Will you better tell him Woybff.
Woybff:Sylvia and I told you, you'd never stand. It's kinda to explain to you.
Ryder:You don't know how to explain your disease and you're how old?
Woybff:First off it's NOT a disease. It's a disorder, you can't get it from me.
Woybff:It effects me in communication, social, and speech maybe.
Ryder:You don't even remenber!
Pepper:We don't yell at her, she's been studying Autism for more than a year.
Woybff:There are also behaviors of Autism like hand flapping, called stimming.
Ryder:Like this. *slaps Pepper*
Pepper:Woybff, this guy is a jerk.
Woybff:I know Pepper. Just by one episode. And NO Ryder. Autistics won't do that, like me. What if I slapped you in the face, would you care?
Ryder:Nah, I would be glad you made Syl happy.
Woybff:*hits Ryder with her staff* There is how ever Self-injury, like banging you're head against the wall.
Woybff:Smooths them. Hey this my universe you asked about it. And the more you laugh about, I will hit you in the head. Next they are severe and mild fourms of Autism.
Ryder:And you have severe, right?
Woybff:You freakin' doing this on purpose Ryder. I can flarpin' talk.
Woybff:*hits Ryder with staff* When Sylvia gets here, she's gonna beat up.
Sylvia:Hey Woybff did you tell Ryder about you're universe.
Woybff:Yes, he doesn't flarpin' get.
Sylvia:*smiles* Oh really.
Woybff:*smiles* Maybe you can teach him a lesson.
Sylvia:Yeah Woybff I be happy to. *walks to Ryder*
Ryder:*backs way* Oh Sylvia this is a misunderstanding.
Sylvia:Making fun of autistic people is not funny Ryder. *punches him in the face*