Woybff:Stop stalking me Jones, I hear you. The only reason I forgive Wander was because of you so you better be nice to him.
Screwball:You know I don't list to you, Princess. No loves Wander Over Yonder as much as you do.
The next day
Screwball:Come be happy.
Woybff:Stellar took all my happiness.
Woybff:Calling names, scaring me.
Screwball:That's terrible. Where does she live?
Woybff:Heck if I know.
Screwball:I can help you.
Woybff:No I don't want you hurt your feelings. Thinks:If you have any.
Screwball:*rolls eyes* Come on, I want you to be happy.
Woybff:When Wander would help me in fights with her, we'd lose.
Screwball:Well I not Wander, sweetheart. I'm Dr.Screwball Jones.
Woybff:That's right. Maybe tomorrow.
Screwball:So are you ready to have some more fun?
Woybff:I don't know, I'm still sad. Wander tells me I shouldn't think about Stellar and think about better things.
Screwball:*smiles* Like icecream?
Woybff:Yeah, but that makes me fat.
Screwball:Flarp your heath.
Woybff:Don't tell me.
Screwball:You want icecream don't you? *holds tub of icecream*
Woybff:What kind of icecream?
Screwball:Strawberry, Chocolate, Vanilla.
Screwball:*gives the tub*
Woybff:*smiles* Hi Wander.
Wander:Oh gosh! Are you okay?
Woybff:Don't worry Wander I'm happy now. *kisses Wander*
Wander:Do you have a belly ache from all that icecream?
Woybff:Oh. *feels her stomach in pain* *nods*
Wander:Who did this?
Woybff:*writes Screwball with a pencil on the floor*
Wander:You poor thing. *hugs Woybff* Do you feel better?
Woybff:Yes. I love you Wander.
Wander:I love you too. I'm sorry about that I lied to you about my name.
Woybff:That's okay just get Screwball.
Wander:Yes my daring.
2 hours later
Wander:Screwball, I found you.
Screwball:Oh flarp she told you.
Wander:Yep. She has a belly ache. I told Sylvia to be by her side for the rest of the day.
Screwball:That's nothing you can do to stop me.
Rainbow Dash:We found you!
Cheese:Hi Wander lady!
Rainbow Dash:Stop now.
Screwball:I have a secret weapon.
Pinkie Pie:Hi Dashie. Nice to see ya, oh by the way me and Screwball have been dating and it is so magical.
Rainbow Dash:*throws up*
Cheese:*plays in the vomit* I'm swimming!
Screwball:That's the grossest thing I ever saw. So beat me and you hurt your friendship.
Rainbow Dash:Pinkie how much do you love this guy?
Pinkie:This much! *shows Rainbow a picture of the world*
Rainbow Dash:Flarp it. *flies away*
Wander:*throws Cheese at Screwball* I'm sorry Pinkie Pie.
Cheese:*pours some vomit on Screwball*
Wander:How to get back to Woybff's castle?
Wander and Cheese:*on Pinkie*
Pinkie:*eats Screwball's rainbow icecream* *flies out rainbows*
Wander:This is awesome.
Cheese:I like rocks.
Wander:*just of at Woybff's castle* Bye Pinkie.
Pinkie:Bye, bye, Wander.
Cheese:Bye Wander lady.