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The Horrible Hug[]

Stars:So I showed this story to everyone at my school. Do you go to school Woybff?

Woybff:I use to. I'm not going back.

Stars:Why?

Woybff:If you met someone that horrible you wouldn't go back.

Screwball:*opens the door* Hello. This anyone home?

Woybff:And Stars I am to scared to about Wander Over Yonder if they take me.

Stars:But you love Wander..I don't get it.

Woybff:It was different for you Stars. When I was your age when you watched Wander, I came across something else.

Stars:What?

Woybff:My Little Pony.

Stars:Tell me the story!

Woybff:Okay a quick summary. When I was eleven I came to a new school where Fluttershy was my teacher. The next day I met Twilight and Spike. After that Cilan met Rairty. Rairty wanted to meet me. Next I met Apple Jack and Rainbow Dash when they were racing in my gym. Fluttershy wanted me to meet them so I could talk to some more ponies. I met Pinkie Pie at my school. Were having a party for Halloween. I didn't have time to met Pinkie because Cilan wanted to be away from Dora.

Stars:Awesome. Do you want to know how I met Wander and Sylvia.

Screwball:*puts his around Woybff*

Woybff:Maybe another time.

Screwball:*hugs Woybff*

Woybff:Who is hugging me, Stars?

Stars:Dr.Jones.

Woybff:*looks in a mirror* *screams*

Wander and Sylvia:*run in her room*

Wander:Gasp! Woybff!

Woybff:Help me!

Sylvia:Get off.

Screwball:I have a few question for Princess Stars. Where's your ticklish spot?

Wander:I'm going to get the tank.

Sylvia:We have a tank?

Wander:It was a gift from Peepers to Woybff.

Sylvia:He gives her the craziest things.

Screwball:Woybff?

Woybff:I heard my father you were my doctor when I was baby is that true?

Screwball:Yes, I was.

Woybff:You could of figure it out when. I'm not even sure now.

Screwball:Let me see. *pulls out list* *tickles under arm pits*

Woybff:*laughs*

Sylvia:Wand-

Moonbeam:Wander has a tank?

Stars:What is that thing?

Screwball:The list.

Stars:Are going to Wandermart?

Screwball:No I don't shop there. I hate that guy. *looks at list* *tickles Woybff stomach*

Woybff:*laughs*

Sylvia:*breaths* thinks:Okay Syl, you can do this even know he knows where to get ya. Ma would do the same for me probably not throw* *jumps on him* *grabs him*

Screwball:There are-

Sylvia:*grabs list* Did you know about these places?

Woybff:Yeah. Screwball I can't you would tickle me there.

Wander:I'm back with the tank. *its a toy* Oh your fine.

Sylvia:I stop it before it got ugly. *shows Wander the list*

Moonbeam:*peeks at it* *walks down stairs*

Wander:Oh my grop!

Woybff:Screwball your a bad person.

Screwball:Bad as in what?

Woybff:You touch kids where they can't be touched.

Stars:What is that?

Woybff:It's a bad thing, Stars.

Dominator:*walks in the castle* I heard what you said about Screwball. *hugs her* You're so cute I wanna destory you. *gets out*

Woybff:Uh...*knocks Screwball out*

Major Threat:*runs inside* Woybff you defaut Screwball. I am so proud of you. *hugs her* *leaves*

Woybff:What the heck.

Sylvia:It's okay.

Wander:We're sorry. Stars leave.

Stars:*jumps out the window*

Woybff:You're paying for that.

Stars:Yes Woybff.

Wander, Sylvia and Woybff:*sit on her bed*

Wander:Okay Woybff if there is someone that makes you feel weird just come and get us.

Sylvia:Before things get ugly.

Woybff:I love you guys.

Wander:We love you too, sweetie.

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