The Unsafe Adult
Wander, Woybff, Sylvia and Rainbow Strike:*walking in the bad part of town*
Woybff:I'm really scared about school.
Wander:It'll be alrgiht.
Sylvia and Rainbow Strike:*have shocked faces like in DHMIS one*
Screwball:Who's my only student.
Sylvia:Oh yeah. I didn' t know this Woybff, but I have good news. We wouldn't let him touch your paper work.
Screwball:What am I gonna do.
Woybff:Hey guys we are in the bad of town.
Rainbow Strike:Don't run into Barney house.
Screwball:Bye, bye Woybff.
Woybff:I am gonna be your least favorite.
Screwball:Nah you're so nice to almost everyone. *walks away*
All three:*walk into Barney's house*
Sylvia:Now I see why all this posters to save the dogs on Earth.
Wander:*runs into Sylvia arms* Save me!
Barney;I just wanted to tickle you.
Wander:Tickle my butt.
Rainbow Strike:Holy flarp.
Woybff:Mattel is stupid getting you your job back in 2017. Hasbro is smart, they give Lauren a job to make a show that would create bonies.
Barney:Look at this gun. *fires it at them*
Wander:*pushes Woybff to the ground*
Sylvia and Rainbow Strike:*get hit*
Wander:What was that gonna do?
Barney:It makes them love together in a silly way.
Sylvia:When we go to my house we should eat Peepers.
Rainbow Strike:No you should eat Peepers it was your idea.
Sylvia:Yes he will die in my tummy.
Barney:Now I can touch you.
Wander:*hides behind Woybff* That's not right.
Barney:What do you two say?
Rainbow Strike:Burn the recalls!
Sylvia:Yes you can touch Woybff and Wander's tummies.
Woybff:I can't believe you, Horse Mom.
Barney:What bout their hugs?
Wander and Woybff:*hugs each other*
Rainbow Strike:Doggie Day Care is cancer!
Sylvia:Yes you can touch their bottoms.
Wander and Woybff:*screams*
Barney:And their gentials?
Wander:Sylvia say no!
Rainbow Strike:Ken is a stalker.
Sylvia:Yes to both statements that Strike and Barney said.
Woybff:I'm too young to get messed with.
Wander:I'm too old to get messed with.
Rainbow Strike:*walks to Barney* Hey I think you trying to hurt my friends. *lightly slaps him*
Barney:No go back and kiss Sylvia.
Strike:*runs back and kisses Sylvia* Why is Mattel still bussiness for those recalls of 2007?
Sylvia:They wanted to kill more kids.
Strike:I wish we could save WOY?
Sylvia:They don't reply we'll blow up Disney Land.
Barney:*walks to Woybff and Wander* Since you two are under and older age I'm just gonna touch your tummy.
Wander:Oh that's not so bad.
Woybff:I kill you, Barney!
Sunil:*crashes into the house* *burns his hat and wand* I gave up magic for you Lunie, come back to me Woybff.
Woybff:*hugs him* I love Sunil.
Sunil:*hugs back* *turns to Barney* I'm ready.
Barney:How can a shrimp like you beat me?
Sylvia:It's my friend, Dr.Neval.
Rainbow Strike:Let's help Dr.Neval. *punches Barney in the guts*
Sunil:*finds the gun* *blasts Sylvia and Strike*
Sylvia:Holy grop what happen?
Rainbow Strike:Who cares let's beat up Barney.
Woybff:Thanks so much.
Sunil:Can I come back?
Sylvia:What happen guys?
Wander:Barney is that unsafe adult we all known and wanna stay away.
Sylvia:You wanted to save the dogs.
Rainbow Strike:*kisses Sylvia*
Sylvia:*blushes* What happen to us?
Woybff:You too when crazy. Sylvia, you agree everything Barney said. Rainbow Strike, you said a bunch of things about Mattel I found funny later on.
Rainbow Strike:I thought I said something about eating Peepers.
Sylvia:And I thought I came up to question Barney?
Wander:No Sylvia, you said something about eating Peepers; and you, Rainbow Strike came to question Barney.
Sunil:Let's all go home.
- later at night*
Wander:Good night Woybff. Why are ya so upset?
Wander:I know your pain. Sleep tight Bff. We love you.