The Senpai pt.1
Wander:*walks to her* Oh are you writing a poem?
Woybff:Yes I am. I hate that everyone assumes that. Well Wander, you know what they saw on game theory.
Wander:No I don't.
Woybff:Did you just want to hear my poem?
(camera turns over to Sylvia)
Sylvia:What are we gonna do, Sunil?
Sunil:Do I look like I know? Look I know Stellar said she would return here. Why even?
Sylvia:I don't know. She may steal you know who from Woybff.
Sunil:Just like Papyrus. I won't mind him being Woybff's boyfriend, but I would prefer Wander, Cilan or even the Homestar Runner.
Homestar:I'll here for tea with the princess.
Sunil:Yes, right this way. *walks with Homestar upstairs* Woybff, you a visitor.
Woybff:*hugging Wander* Honey, I gonna have some tea time with Homestar.
Wander:It's not even Lunch time.
Woybff:I don't give a crap.
Wander:Can I at least join you?
Sunil:We need to have go dense against her.
Sylvia:How did she ever come back?
Sylvia:CURSE YOU SANS!!!
Sunil:She's right by the door. *gets on Sylvia head*
Sunil:Are you crazy?!
Sylvia:Calm down. It's just Strike.
Rainbow Strike:*opens it* *runs in* *close the door* It's bad weather out. Also Stellar was close to me.
Sylvia:*takes Sunil off her head* Is like all worth getting upset.
Sunil:Yes. She basically killed Woybff. I knew her before any of you. She was a bright and happy girl until Stellar killed her. Your are turning into Dr.Ivy.
The Senpia pt.2
Rainbow Strike:I'll protect you Sylvia.
Rainbow Strike:*hits Stellar*
Stellar:Sylvia is a piece of crap.
Strike:*cries* Why would you say that. *hits her in the gut and the next fist in the heart*
Stellar:*pushes Strike into the kitchen*
Sylvia:*runs to help Rainbow Strike*
Sunil:*teleports to Woybff's rooms from* She's coming.
Woybff:Get in the closet.
Homestar:Okay. *gets in the closet*
Woybff:Now don't make any noise or come out.
Stellar:*brakes in* Guess who's back?
Wander:Whoa, whoa, whoa. "Frick you"? This isn't the Woybff I know and love.
Sunil:And when she started hitting us with golf balls she was never the same.
Woybff:You took everything away. Even Senpais of my own. Now don't take any the woman, whose father has died.
Stellar:F*** you too. *beats up Wander* I wanna beat on your boyfriend because of how mean to you were the day before.
(Remember Your Smile by Enya plays)
Wander:*lays on the ground with a blood from his face*
Homestar:*cries in the closet*
Stellar:*runs after Sunil*
Woybff:*lays with Wander's body* *hugs Wander there the rest of the song* *cries*
(when the song ends)
Woybff:I'm a f***in' idiot.
Homestar:Can I come out?
Woybff:I don't know yet.
Sunil*returns with Stellar on his tail* *teleports to Sylvia and Sunil*
Stellar:*hits Woybff in the gut*
Woybff:I'm tried of this crap. *throws Stellar out of the window* *lays next to Wander's body*
Homestar:I'm coming out now. Oh crap.
The Senpai pt.3
(Book Of Days by Enya plays)
Homestar:*carries the bodies down stairs* *kisses Woybff on the head*
Cilan:I was gone only 30 mintues what happened?
Homestar:*cries* I don't know, sir. I was in the closet because Woybff told me to. Someone beat her and Wander up. Where is Sylvia and her boyfriend? I think it is her boyfriend.
Cilan:Yes it. He is Rainbow Strike. Sylvia had to take him to the hosptial she texted me.
Homestar:If she was back to see her daughter and best friend one last time.
Woybff:I'm not dead, Homestar. Stellar just punched me in the tummy too hard.
Homstar:What about Wander?
Cilan:He's still breathing.
Homestar:What's the white stuff in your hair?
Sylvia:Snow. Where are Wander and Woybff?
Wander:I never want to see her again. What did you do?
Woybff:I said "frick you".
Wander:You're lucky we won't tell Harue.