The Extra Room
Derpy:*knocks on the door*
Cilan:Do you wish to come back here?
Derpy:No thanks I'm good. *gives him a letter addressed to Woybff*
Cilan:I will give this too her. Have a nice morning.
Derpy:You too Cilan. *walks away*
Cilan:*walks to Woybff's room*
Woybff:*watches Homestar Runner* Bubs, you jerk.
Woybff:*pauses video*Oh hi Cilan. *opens it* Holy crap.
Woybff:Moonbeam can't come home.
Woybff:She became so mentally ill that she has to stay they for life. Why is that child so crazy.
Cilan:Well you gonna remember that kid was kidnapped by Barney. Least Wilt and Coco had the guts to save you.
Woybff:Yeah. So someone can move in Moonbeam's room?
Woybff:Oh I got some posters to make.
Cilan:No I'll make some flyers, you need your rest from school.
Woybff:Thank you, Cilan.
Woybff:*plays video* Aw poor Homestar got bit by a rat.
(the next day)
Sylvia:Are we ready for the interviews for the room?
Wander:*walks in the room with Sylvia*
Sunil:Now you will pretend you have never met these people.
Woybff:What if it's Strong Bad?
Sunil:Well I guess you don't have to pretend. It's just things for job interviews.
Woybff:Oh. *walks into the room*
Sylvia:First person please come with in.
Woybff:Take off you your shoes!
Rainbow Strike:I ain't wearin' any.
Wander:Strike, what things would you do at the castle?
Strike:Rub Sylvia's feet.
Wander:It's your turn to ask the next question, Sylvia.
Woybff:How would you treat people in this house?
Strike:I would kiss Sylvia every single day.
Wander:Alright, we'll let you know if you got the room.
Woybff:Next! Take off your shoes!
Sylvia:It's just some feet.
Wander:*shows Woybff his feet*
Woybff:*screams even more* *kisses Wander's right foot*
Wander:*puts his legs back* *smiles at Sylvia*
Sylvia:Okay Peepers. Would you punch me if we lived together?
Wander:Would Hatie come over to play with me.
Woybff:No Wander's it's called hanging out. You can hear another names in the Homestar Runner cartoon Play Date.
Peepers:No he hates you.
Woybff:Would you rub my feet everyday?
Peepers:No. Where did you get that idea?
Sylvia:Rainbow Strike. *blushes again*
Peepers:*makes random Peepers noise*
Sylvia:*breathes* Are you doing this to steal are Christmas presents?
Peepers:No. I just need a place to crash for the night instead of Hater's ship. He's to scared to fall asleep.
Woybff:That just make some bedtime plan like in the Strong Bad email, Bedtime. You make up weird crap about him and Dominator.
Peepers:I'll take a look.
Wander:Final question, will you let us be your family.
Sylvia:Not that close, Wander.
Peepers:No. *walks out*
Woybff:Next! Take your shoes off!
Woybff:I need a break. You all ask the questions. *walks*
Woybff:Hay is for horses.
Homestar:I don't know what horses eat. So is my interview coming to be soon?
Woybff:I hope so.
(10 minutes later)
Jubilee:*walks out* Bye Woybff.
Woybff:Bye. Come on, Homestar.
Homestar:Alright. *walks in with Woybff*
Woybff:*rushes to the table* So Homestar, what things would do at the castle?
Homestar:Oh be with you. Invite all my friends.
Sylvia:You hate anyone on this list? *passes a list of the people living in the castle*
Wander:What if something like that event with Stellar would happen?
Homestar:I would protect Woybff and others.
Woybff:Final question, Do you love me as a friend?
Homestar:Of course I do. What is it, day twenty-seven?
Woybff:Yee....*googles 4 X 7*ah.
Wander:We'll let you know if you get the room.
Homestar:Do I have to pay rent money?
Sylvia:We can make bank off Homestar.
Woybff:What the frick?
Homestar:Oh my crap. I dropped my hot pocket.
Woybff, Wander, Sylvia and Homestar:*rush to Sunil*
Barney:I'm going to eat you.
Wander:Stop this, Barney.
Sylvia:Yeah weren't scared of you.
Homestar:I'll get Woybff. *runs to Woybff's room* *knocks* Woybff, it's HomestarRunnerdotcom. *waits a bit* I'm sorry Woybff. *opens the door*
Woybff:I can't do it. I can't fight with you, Wander and Sylvia.
Homestar:Remember when Sunil saved you from Barney when you and Wander were in that old house.
Woybff:Remember when Sunil ran away from Stellar, and she beat me and Wander up.
Homestar:Of course I did, I was in the closet. You can do it, Woybff. If Big Bird could do it than you can too.
Woybff:That wasn't Carol Spinney, Homestar. That was some college kid.
Homestar:Was it a girl?
Homestar:Well you can be awesome in Strong Bad's eyes.
Woybff:I kinda am. *smiles*
Homestar:Did you kiss him?
Homestar:Okay, let's do this. Come on, Woybff. Believe in yourself.
Woybff:Your right, Homestar. *runs with him*
Homestar:*beats up Barney with Sylvia*
Wander and Woybff:*gets Sunil out of the pot*
(a hour later)
Woybff:I think we all know who gets the room.
Woybff:Homestar will you live with us.
Woybff:Can I have a kiss.
Homestar:*kisses Woybff a little on the cheek*
Sylvia and Sunil:Aw.
Wander:*grows jealous* (thinks:She will see how much I mean to her in the next episode.)