The Love for Woybff
Wander:Good morning Woybff. *rushes with some McDonalds* I got just for you.
Woybff:Thank you, Wander.
Homestar:*pushes in a table cart* Woybff don't eat it. I got the all natural stuff for you. Cilan made it.
Homestar:Aren't a vegan Wander?
Wander:That's just a rumors spread by fans. What are you doing, Homestar?
Homestar:I'm saving the princess from death of a killer clown.
Wander:Oh Ronald McDonald didn't kill anyone.
Sunil:*walks in* Ronald McDonald murdered these kids because they liked Burger King more than McDonalds. Apollo was the only survivor.
Homestar:On this table is strawberry waffles and little cup of Greek yogurt. Which would you take?
Harue:*gets the bag of McDonalds* Don't mind me, Wander.
Wander:Yeah you take that...
(jumps to a black background)
Wander:*sings* Once you were mine. Now another gentleman came and took you away. It's not fair. I had you first. You were mine and only mine. Of course that wasn't always the case. I would share you. Now I know your mine. It's been three years we have been with another. I want it to be four. Good old four years with you. You can't just run away to a new man because Mickey Mouse shot me in the back. I can still walk. I'm still alive in your heart. I want to live in your heart until you die. I wish you could hear my cries. I'm not jealous, I just want you back. I'm not sharing you with anyone that isn't smart like yourself. Please don't make this mistake.
(returns to Wander sitting on the sofa)
Woybff:I'll take care of this. I will hurt them.
Wander:*walks in* Hurt who, Woybff?
Woybff:Wander, I want to hurt Hasbro. I think Homestar needs a minute.
Wander:*closes the door and listens*
Woybff:*hugs Homestar* I know what they did was a crime.
Homestar:It's not fair. They shouldn't of done that to Pinkie Pie.
Woybff:I know that. Well they'll pay the price when I-
Homestar:Build a wall?
Woybff:Say that Moose is my favorite toy company.
Homestar:What do they make?
Sunil:Holy crap! Holy crap!
Wander:Sunil what's wrong?
Sunil:Holy crap! Holy crap!
Strong Bad:Well someone from Woybff's pasts is coming.
Wander:*looks out the window* Oh grop. Sylvia!
Strong Bad:Sylvia is at he therapy session.
Wander:*runs into Woybff's room* You're bully from elementary is coming!
Woybff:What the crap..
Homestar:Come down, Buttercup.
Woybff:No Homestar, this is the person that pushed me around.
Sunil:She's carrying presents.
Strong Bad:There's probably a bomb inside.
Wander:I don't remember you coming it.
Strong Bad:When you black out, I was coming in to say hello. Sunil and I sat you on the couch.
Wander:What do we do?
Homestar:We should play Twenty One Piolts. *turns on the radio* *plays House of Gold*
Wander:That was a good idea Homestar.
Strong Bad:Oh anything that's actually good will calm her.
Sunil:She's ringing the door bell. Holy crap. Holy crap.
Woybff:*runs into the wall* Die Woybff, you stupid dog!
Strong Bad:What the crap.
Woybff:*does it enough harder*
Homestar:*grabs on to her* Come on, sweetie, tell us why your upset.
Harue:What's going on!
Strong Bad:Mr.Stars, I believe some bully wants to give Woybff some Decemberween presents.
Harue:Let 'em in.
Wandeer:*opens the door*
Woybff:*hides behind the couch*
Sunil:So what's your name?
Wander:Wow you still have the middle name of Woybff.
Green:Where is she.
Strong Bad:*moans* I guess I'll go home and check my email.
Green:Are you gonna take off your gloves first?
Strong Bad:No. Stop talking to me like I'm dumb like Homestar.
Green:How do you type with gloves?
Strong Bad:I'm going to kill you.
Sunil:Oh Strong Bad just got triggered.
Woybff:Uh oh, who wants to die.
Wander:Don't say that.
Homestar:She can repeat that if she wants.
Green:Were are you, Woybff?
Woybff:*pops her head out* No thank you. You may leave. *draws frowny faces on her toes*
Strong Bad:Is that what it has to come to her?
Woybff:Push, push they all would say. All because I wasn't talk to anyone, for I was so shy and there wasn't a need. *cries*
Strong Bad:*takes presents* All are just ugly sweaters.
Woybff:Go. You have caused to much pain. *cries*
Homestar:That doesn't explain why Woybff runs into the wall.
Woybff:I want to die.
(flash back over)
Wander:I need to make a phone call...