The True Friend
Sunil:*on the phone* It's just you're my friend. Did I hurt you? *hangs up* *carries a bucket*
Woybff:Where are you going Sunil?
Sunil:I'm giving Strong Bad a bucket to repair are friendship.
(an hour later)
Sunil:*knocks on the door*
The Cheat:*opens it*
Sunil:I have a gift for Strong Bad.
The Cheat:*lets him in* *takes him to Strong Bad*
Strong Bad:*watching Yo Gabba Gabba* (thinks) This show is pure crack. Why did Matt and Mike work on it. Nevertheless why did Craig work on it?
Sunil:Strong Bad...why are you watching this?
Strong Bad:I want to see why Mike and Matt were working on it. Anywho what's that.
Sunil:Strong Bad be my friend again. I'm sorry I am friends with Homestar. Take this bucket.
Strong Bad:*laughs* I'm still your friend. I'm not like the princess Sunil.
Strong Bad:Why do you have that bucket?
Sunil:Oh I was watching a YouTube video with Woybff.
Strong Bad:Well were you watching little kid shows?
Sunil:It was the worst child shows.
Strong Bad:I see.
Sunil:A good child show is LazyTown.
Strong Bad:What? How?
Sunil:It's a meme.
Someone:*knocks on the door*
The Cheat:*walks to the door* *opens it* *screams* *shuts the door* *runs behind Strong Bad*
Sunil:I'll check what it is. *walks to the door* *opens it* Oh crap!
Mystery person:I have Pixos.
Strong Bad:*walks to the door* What are Pixos?
Sunil:There are Aquadots but rebranded.
Strong Bad:What are they?
Mystery person:There are like candy.
Sunil:That's a lie. Strong Bad, they're drugs. When Wander had them back in episode 70. It was a dark day. Wander was in a coma where Lord Hater loved him. *turns to the dealer* You must be Tico. *rips off outfit that covers the person's face* *gasps*
Barney:I love you Strong Bad. Please eat this.
Strong Bad:*gets the jibblies*
Sunil:So was it you that give Wander pixos too?
Barney:Yeah. I just put his name on it instead to throw you guys off.
The Cheat:*cries* *hides behind Strong Bad*
Sunil:*hits Barney in the gut*
Barney:*throws Pixos in his mouth*
Sunil:They still taste like nothing. *lays on the ground*
Strong Bad:*calms down* Sunil! *runs to him* Are you okay?
Sunil:No. Save me or I may a coma about Homestar and Woybff speaking German!
The Cheat:*walks over*
Strong Bad:Well we can't have that. The Cheat go get the medicine that makes you barf. I'll take care of Barney.
The Cheat:(Be careful.)
Strong Bad:Don't worry I'll whoop his...well you know butt.
The Cheat:*walks inside*
Strong Bad:I can't believe you would do this to Sunil or anyone but Homestar or Strong Sad.
Strong Bad:Yeah. *beats up Barney*
(In Sunil's coma)
Homestar:*sings Wake Up in German the Pixel's parts*
Woybff:*sings Wake Up in Stephanie's parts*
Homestar and Woybff:*kisses*
Wander:You mother father!
Homestar:*singsWe Are Number One in german*
Strong Bad:*looks back at Sunil* Poor guy. *punches Barney in the mouth* You mother father!
The Cheat:*comes back with the medicine*
Strong Bad:*looks at Sunil* *tries to lift up Barney* *throws him down a hill* *runs to Sunil* I got this The Cheat. *gives Sunil the medicine*
Strong Bad:What was your coma about?
Sunil:Homestar and Woybff are singing LazyTown songs in German.
Strong Bad:I am sorry.
Sunil:*teleports him to jail with a note*
Strong Bad:Thank you, Sunil.
Sunil:No problem, Strong Bad. You're probably a true friend.
Sunil:*starts singing Wake Up in German*
Strong Bad and The Cheat:*start waking away*
Strong Bad:Is that theory true?