Wander:Homestar, get off that DSI.
Homestar:Woybff wanted me on her DSI, she wanted me to see her photos. I think she locked her SD card.
Wander:Well you'll get to learn about that 'cause the more you know, the more you grow.
Zim:LIES! YOU LIE!
Zim:I just came here to pick up some eggs. I need to show you something Wander. Homestar, you stay here. It's for your own freakin' good.
Wander:*walks to the computer with Zim*Oh she probably found a really bad recall.
Zim:Wander, you theory is bad.
Wander:*makes it with Zim* What did you find. *looks at the R34* *faints*
Zim:See Wander. You lie 'cause there is R34. How do you feel, Woybff?
Woybff:I need brainwashing. I blocked and reported them.
Zim:Good for you. I don't know any brainwashing.
Woybff:I do. I just need Homestar out of this castle. But how, Zim?
Zim:I don't know.
Woybff:Take Homestar out for a few hours.
Cilan:Please don't tell me you need help viewing-
Woybff:No. I need brainwashing.
Cilan:I see. Homestar can't know about the knockoff Baby Einstein videos.
Woybff:Thank you Cilan.
(15 minutes later)
Woybff:I have to watch Baby Genius.
Wander:What is that?
Woybff:You have to watch this too because of your lies.
Wander:I don't lie.
Woybff:How do explain what you say. I don't grow, I cry knocking people have images of you getting high.
Woybff:*types up Wander* Time for the brainwashing!
Wander:Holy grop a flying music note!
Woybff:You know it has to be done.
Wander:Do you do the same thing with HR?
Woybff:No that fangirling is real.
Wander:*screams* Is that DJ guy!
Wander:This can't be good...*screams*
Woybff:I regret everything.
Wander:It's getting worse.
Woybff:I can sing better than that, but my throat hurts. No screw you, I'm coming.
Woybff:We should not. Listen to my cries of pain. This would be better if it was a cartoon in 2-D than CGI.
Woybff:That monkey is so creepy. I just want it to die.
Wander:The world would be a better place.
Woybff:We wouldn't sing with you.
Wander:And that's just a opinion.
Woybff:That's a lie. We need to steal all the music, so he is powerless. I'm coming with you.
Wander:It is happy.
Woybff:To you it might. That makes me feel better about myself that he weights 5,000 pounds.
Wander:It's also over. Yes!
Woybff:We're all gonna die. If only there was some true way to forgot. *looks at Homestar Runner playlist* Oh I see a gateway to freedom.
Wander:Really? That video's like a hour long.