The Shipping War
Woybff:*walks outside her castle* Hi crowds, this is your princess. I need to get through to pick up a cake for Joey. It's his birthday.
Little Blue Kacheek:*walks to Woybff in a Wander shirt* Princess, will you marry Wander?
Coach Z:*pushes Kacheek* No marry, Homestar Runner. It's a terrific athlete.
Woybff:I'm not that old. Uh...I can't I just get the cake?
Peepers:Screw you all. Woybff X Peepers is so such better!
Angry mods:*chase Peepers*
Peepers:There you go, sweetie.
Woybff:*runs to the store* *runs out of breathe*
Sunil:I knew you would run out of breath. So I got the cake first. Also what's with the deal with those shippers.
Sunil:Let's go back to the castle and straighten this out. *teleports with Woybff to the castle*
Wander:Hi, Woybff it's shipping war. Both teams are fighting Peepers for some reason.
Homestar:I'm gonna win 'cause my fans have been around since 2000 or something like that.
Woybff:*whispers something to Sunil*
Sunil:Oh yes sweetie.
Strong Bad:I'm here 'cause I was bored.
Sunil:Hello Strong Bad. Do you want to burn more Barbie dolls with me?
Strong Bad:I'm done doing that.
Sunil:How about we burn this dog instead.
Laugh and Learn Puppy:I see you.
Strong Bad:Ah! Did that thing go off on it's own.
Sunil:Yeah it should of been recalled.
Strong Bad:Okay we need to burn this and The Emoji movie.
Sunil:Do you want to join us?
Woybff:When you burn The Emoji movie. The plot feels like the characters are trying to cure Autism.
Strong Bad:And you care because?
Homestar:Strong Bad, Woybff's autistic.
Wander:Yes. Didn't you inform him Sunil?
Sunil:It's not my job to go around Free Country USA and tell everyone that Woybff's autistic.
Strong Bad:Oh. But you seen so normal.
Woybff:That's okay, Strong Bad.
Strong Bad:Well it could be worse. You could be dumb with Homestar with a cure.
Woybff:And that's why Autism Speaks sucks and The Emoji movie should be burned.
Sunil:We'll see you later Woybff. Strong Bad and I are going to burn this. *walks with Strong Bad in the back yard*
Someone:*knocks on the door*
Coach Z:Don't just stand there, kiss her.
Homestar:Coach Z, your drunk go home. *closes door*
Woybff:Is he really drunk?
Homestar:I don't know. It's acting weirder than normal.
Woybff:Yeah. *remembers Coach Sliverswirl* *cries*
Woybff:I miss Coach Sliverswirl.
Wander:We'll I get her while Homestar stays.
Homestar:No I'll go get her while you stay with Woybff.
Sylvia:I'll go get her. It's not big flarpin' deal. *walks outside with a broom*
Coach Z:*hugs Sylvia's butt* *hits him with the broom* Get off.
Wanbff crowd:*pushes Sylvia out*
Little Blue Kacheek:Go for the gold, Sylvia. Do it for Wanbff.
Sylvia:Thank you. I will.
Wander:Your coach is so weird.
Homestar:Mike made him like that.
Strong Bad:I came as soon Sunil told me Coach Z did something weird again. What did he do?
Strong Bad:I think I cam assume what your going to say, Homestar. *walks back to the back yard*
Woybff:Who did you think is winning?
Wander and Homestar:My team. We are number one.
Sylvia:*comes back with Coach Sliverswirl*
Sliverswirl:What is happening?
Woybff:They are having a shipping fight.
Sliverswirl:How does someone win it?
Woybff:I think I need to pick Homestar or Wander.
Sliverswirl:Who do you pick?
Woybff:I don't know. I'm not ready to make that choice. Wander is so cute. Homestar is charming in his own way. I just don't know yet.
Sliverswirl:Okay. What if I picked?
Woybff:*shrugs* I guess I'll tell them. *opens door* Hey everyone, Coach Sliverswirl is gonna pick the ship.
Coach Z:No, you need to pick it.
Woybff:If I pick, the other side will murder me.
Coach Z:Fair point.
Woybff:Okay Coach, I have these booklets to help you make a education decision. Good luck. *walks away*
Coach Sliverswirl:Well you wanted some lead candy in a Halloween special.
Homestar:Doesn't she forgive me?
Coach Sliverswirl:Are you sorry?
Homestar:Of course, I feel so bad about it.
Coach Sliverswirl:Then she forgives you because she loves you.
Homestar:Okay. I'll ask her. *walks away*
Wander:No, pick me.
Coach Sliverswirl:You broke her heart more than Homestar by 2 times.
Woybff:*on Google+ on the computer*
Strong Bad:I like your post about me. *points in the corner*
Woybff:Yet I hate Undertale.
Strong Bad:At least you believe I'm stronger than him. I won't want be any friend of his. Sunil is better than that guy. I bet Sans is a butt.
Woybff:True. One version of myself got betrayed by him. So when I got this news my army of Watch Cats took him down. They are basically Care Bears but fighting cats instead.
Gold:I am here to help you, Woybff.
Woybff:This is Gold, Strong Bad.
Gold:I think Sliverswirl is going to pick the winning ship.
Sliverswirl:I wrote the person in the paper.
Woybff:Who wants to say who won?
Sunil:I will do it, gladly.
Sliverswirl:*gives Sunil the paper*
Sunil:The winner is...*opens paper* Woystar.
Coach Z:Yes, we won!
Little Blue Kacheek:*cries*
Laruen:It's okay. We tried. We can still burn Sony. They will pay what they did to me. Also I see your father.
Little Blue Kacheek:*hugs Lauren*
Homestar:Why did you pick me?
Sliverswirl:Easy, you don't have other fangirls on your back. I thought this would be better for Woybff's sake. Also you relate to her because of Coach Z and I.
Woybff:Don't worry, she got my name wrong too.
Sliverswirl:No, I didn't.
Woybff:Yeah you called me, Stellar triggers me.
Sliverswirl:Oh yeah, I remember that.