The New Blurryface
Homestar:*opens* Oh hello I am the-
Andy:*drags Homestar to the camera*
Homestar:What are you doing?
Andy:We just need to do this for are news station.
G3 Pinkie Pie:*starts rolling*
Andy:This is Homestar Runner. The new face, here at Woybff's castle. Homestar do you have a few words to say?
Homestar:Well...I'm happy to be here with Woybff. Sometimes even Strong Bad would come over to hang out with Sunil. This a nice place here. We have a cook and everything. We even got a indoor pool now. It was in the works when I came for my interview to live in this castle.
Andy:That's wonderful. Anything else?
Homestar:Nope I'm fine.
Andy:See ya later.
Homestar:Bye. *walks back in*
Andy and G3 Pinkie Pie:*leave*
Star:Wasn't that great Midnight? We saw the Homestar Runner for the first time ever.
Midnight:I won't call it that great.
Star:I was named after him.
Midnight:Dad never said that.
Star:Of course he did. Before I met you. Can we go into the castle?
Midnight:I don't know.
Barbie:*walks them* Homestar will never love you because your not skinny like Marzipan.
Midnight:That's bullcrap. He loves the princess.
Barbie:He's just cheating.
Star:Yeah this has nothing to do with me.
Barbie:*grads on Star's tail*
Midnight:*kicks her* Let my sister down!
Barbie:He won't love you because you are a ugly rat thing. *throws her on the ground*
Midnight:*runs to her* Star? *picks her up*
Barbie:*steps on Midnight and walks away*
Homestar:*looks outside* Your right, Woybff. The castle is endanger of some skinny women.
Woybff:Is she black?
Homestar:No it's Barbie.
Woybff:*moarns* Sylvia that's your cue.
Midnight:Is that the best you got for my sis?
Star:Midnight, that's over-the-top.
Sylvia:I got this from here. *punches Barbie*
Barbie:Kill yourself, Star. *runs away*
Star:Who is Barbie, and why does she want me die?
Sylvia:Wikipedia can help your needs. I'm sure Woybff can help you answer that question.
Star:You mean, we're going to into the castle?
Midnight:She adores The Homestar Runner.
Sylvia:Well you'll met him too. *carries them in her hands* Do you guys need any first aid?
Sylvia:Okay just let me know. *opens the door* *walks to Woybff* Woybff can you do a Wikipedia search for Barbie.
Woybff:*gets on Wikipedia* *searchs Barbie* Which one?
Star:She's in movies and a show?
Sylvia:Hey you have a popluar computer game, and she doesn't kid.
Midnight:Doesn't that make you feel better?
Woybff:RIP Maxie's World. Oh sec, Sylvia. *google seacrhes Maxie's world* Well I can see why Hasbro canned this.
(bullet is shot by the castle)
Sylvia:*puts the Kacheeks down* *goes to cheek the area*
Woybff:I can't find anything sweeties. I'm sorry I am dealing with my problems. Am I eight?
Star:You don't look eight.
Midnight:The enemy must not know you are autistic.
Woybff:They won't give a crap. Where's your best little cat friend when you need her.
Star:*cries* I hate Mattel.
Woybff:Everyone here does. If you got hurted by a Mattel toy we sue.
Star:Do feelings count?
Woybff:They totally do. Let's call up Mattel because I'm going to sue them. You can go look for Homestar, sweeites. *calls Mattel* *gets a piece of metal in her foot*
Sunil:Oh they must be using those air bags.
Homestar:*runs to them*
Midnight:Why are you crying?
Star:What Barbie said. I should stop now.
Homestar:No you can talk to me, kid. *sits on the couch* Why are you upset?
Star:Barbie told me that you never love me 'cause I wasn't skinny like the only girl in your whole town, and she called me a ugly rat thing.
Homestar:That's awful. *kisses Star on the forehead* Bullying is a bad thing. Guys I need to speak with the enemy trying to hurt the princess. Please wait here. *walks outside* *walks back inside* We need Strong Bad.
Strong Bad:Where is this bully?
Strong Bad:*walks outside with a knife*
Star:What's he doing?
Homestar:I wish I knew.
Strong Bad:*walks out* We'll never see them again as long as I'm here.
Woybff:Can you say are my number one knight?
Sunil:But I'm your number one knight and commander of the Watch Cats because of Wander's lies.
Strong Bad:Maybe I can be your bodyground instead.
Woybff:That will work.
Strong Bad:*picks up Midnight* Maybe check out one of my emails sometime.
(Don't miss out on The Kacheek Gang. Coming to Woybff's YouTube channel:Woybff Stars.)