The Dance pt.1
Woybff:*trying on her new dress* This will look lovely for the dance.
Stars:Yeah I'm gonna take Jacob. Are you going to take Wander?
Woybff:No I'm taking someone else.
Stars:*gasps* You're talking someone else, but Wanbff is like an OTP of mine.
Woybff:Oh you missed that whole shipping war.
Jubilee:*walks in* Are you girls ready.
Rainbow Strike:*in a suit and tie walks in* Why did Woybff faint. *looks at Jubilee's dress* You know Autism Speaks is bad?
Sylvia:*walks* You are wearing a new dress.
Stars:Woybff's dresses aren't going to fit her.
Stars:Are you going, Sylvia?
Sylvia:Yeah Rainbow Strike wanted me too.
Sunil:I'm not going.
Sunil:Oh none of the girls wanted to go with Russell or Vinnie. Both Pepper and Zoe asked me but I turned them down. I'm gonna chill here with them, Wander and Strong Bad. We're gonna watch The Bee Movie.
Jubilee:So she's not going with Strong Bad, who is she?
Sylvia:*smiles* He's coming.
Sylvia:Dumber than Peepers.
Rainbow Strike:I don't think she would ask him.
Homestar:*runs stairs* Blue dog, blue dog.
Sylvia:You're not suppose know that joke.
Homestar:Woybff told me. She told me so I keep Marzipan away from this event. *walks to Woybff* Oh no she faint. *looks at Jubilee* You know they almost took me a way too. *kisses Woybff*
Woybff:*gets up* Is it the end?
Homestar:It's just day 50 my sweetie pea. Your date with The Homestar Runner is this night. *helps Woybff up* And you and I were gonna the best night of our lives.
Sylvia:Let's get in the space ship.
Homestar:Don't worry Woybff, I gonna carry you to the ship.
Stars:Do you have powers?
Homestar:I don't know.
The Dance pt.2
Woybff:Whoa I never thought this would be good.
Homestar:That's probably what Strong Bad is saying right now.
Sylvia:You all can go where you want.
All but Sylvia:*walk away*
Sylvia:Execpt you. *grads on to Rainbow Strike*
Rainbow Strike:*kisses Sylvia*
Woybff:Hay is for horses.
Homestar:Don't give me none of that crap tonight. This is our time to shine. Now let's get some punch.
Priscilla Lex:*kisses her boyfriend*
Woybff and Homestar:*makes it there*
Woybff:*pours some out for Homestar but is shakie*
Homestar:Are you okay, Woybff?
Woybff:I don't know. *hands Homestar the punch* *gets her own* Homestar we need to walk away.
Priscilla Lex:Hi Woybff.
Woybff:Priscilla Lex, I hate to inform you that your theory that we are friends is false. *runs behind Homestar*
Homestar:Don't laugh at her. She's just little frighten is all. Are you lazy person in her PE class?
Homestar:Sunil was always tell me when Woybff gets home, she question if she was a doin' good in PE or if you are just bein' lazy. Which is it?
Priscilla Lex:I don't know.
Homestar:I think you do know. Which is it?
Woybff:Don't say that Homie.
Priscilla Lex:Woybff you do like me.
Sylvia:*walks to Lex* No she had that problem two years ago. *walks away*
Homestar:*whisper to Woybff* Should we tell her.
Woybff:*whispers back* Strike told me it was a bad idea. *drinks a little bit punch*'
Homestar:Do you watch to dance?
Woybff:After we are done.
Priscilla Lex:Can I dance with you Woybff?
Woybff:Are you bi?
Homestar:I would watch it if I were you. Woybff looks how to fight back.
Priscilla Lex:*hugs Woybff*
Woybff:Blue dog, blue dog!
Sylvia:*runs to Woybff* Get off her before I get a teacher or something.
Priscilla:She likes it.
Homestar:No she doesn't. *going to kick her*
Woybff:I don't want you to get in trouble Homestar.
Homestar:That's a song. *pulls Woybff out of Lexi's arms* *runs to the center*
Woybff:*grads her arms on Homestar's back* *moves her feet*
Homestar:*moves his feet* Yet I don't know how to dance.
Woybff:This would be better if you have arms. Just saying.
Sylvia:Aw this is so cute. *takes pictures*
Pepper:I was that was Sunil and I but it's cool like that.
Minka:I ship Woystar. I been shipping it since 2013.
Pennyling:*cries* I should asked Vinnie out.
Woybff:*grads Homestar* *spins with Homestar in the air in her hands*
- song ends*
The Dance pt.3
Woybff:*puts Homestar down*
Homestar:That was awesome Woybff, but I have to pee. I'll be right back.
Woybff:See ya Homie.
Priscilla Lex:Why can you love someone that dumb?
Woybff:I don't know why I love him. It's just something I don't understand, like how I-(was going to say something about her Autism) can't understand other things about myself.
Priscilla Lex:*looks at Jubliee's dress* *laughs* People with Autism suck.
Woybff:Should I say it now?
Strike:Yes is this a perfect time.
Woybff:Priscilla Lex, I'm autistic and you like me.
Priscilla Lex:But your so normal.
(the room turns black)
Homestar:*tries to open the door to the gym* Woybff it's lock out here!
(the ghost of Dr.Syan Ivy is here)
Dr.Ivy:Hello everyone. I am Dr.Syan Ivy and I love the Emoji Movie and Autism Speaks.
Dr.Ivy:I am here for Woybff Stars.
Woybff:I am sorry.
Dr.Ivy:Why did you fallen in love with a idiot?
Woybff:I just did.
Dr.Ivy:You have failed me, young lady.
Homestar:*walks in* Thanks janitor guy that likes The New Day. *runs to Woybff* I'm that idiot she feel in love with.
Dr.Ivy:I see. Kill him Woybff.
Woybff:I'm murdering him or anyone made by the same people unless it was Dooble or CGI pals.
Sylvia:You have to stop before you ruin everything like with Inside Out.
Jubilee:Is she the reason Woybff hates that movie.
Stars:I think so.
Dr.Ivy:*laughs at her*
Woybff:*hugs Homestar and cries*
Homestar:*closes his eyes* What a crappy date. *turns to Dr.Ivy and opens his eyes* You made a first date a mess. I'm calling my fathers if you don't go away.
Dr.Ivy:I had no idea your fathers-
Woybff:No two people created Homestar, and Mike's brother does most of the voices.
Homestar:Thank you, Woybff.
Dr.Ivy:I'm not moving.
Homestar:*calls the Champs* Oh crap they aren't home.
Lord Hater:*walks in* I'm the founder of this school.
Minka:It's Mr.Not Hater.
Pepper:It's just Hater.
Hater:Leave these love birds alone.
Dr.Ivy:Aren't you bad?
Hater:I know how it feels to fallen in love.
Dr.Ivy:Come at me.
Coach Z:Can I have your number?
Homestar:Yay Coach Z saves the day.
Rainbow Strike:What happened?
Sylvia:Coach Z saved the day.
Coach Z:No problem Homestar.
Woybff:What a great night.