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The Journey[]

Woybff:*hiding under her bed*

Homestar:It can't be that scary.

Woybff:Oh it is Homie. He's my least favorite artist.

Homestar:Come it sounded like Handel or Telemann as you call them.

Jubilee:*runs upstairs in tears* I'm sorry I lost Wander.

Woybff:Well because of Wander's dumb thinking she gets to be princesses, but I get to be queen. Since Dominator is dead, and something Lauren told me almost two years ago.

Jubliee:So who is girl number 3 anyway, and what does she want with Wandie?

Woybff:Only I can use that nickname, Jubilee.

Jubliee:Why?

Woybff:I came up with it.

Strong Bad:Woybff, I heard a fan of Baby Crapstein needs to talk to you.

Woybff:Don't talk badly about my special interest please Strong Bad. That shows means a lot to me. Yesterday it was the puppets, today the music. Who is it?

Strong Bad:That's what I was worried you ask about it's Andrea.

Jubliee:Andrea? *laughs* She's harmless.

Woybff:Well I need to talk with her.

Homestar:Beat Strong Bad with this broom.

Strong Bad:I'll give you ten bucks not to do it.

Homestar:Too bad, Strong Bad.

(30 minutes later)

Woybff:*returns*

Jubliee:So.

Woybff:Aren't you suppose to be at school?

Jubliee:No. You?

Woybff:Off. I go to a new school.

Jubliee:Where?

Woybff:Free Country High with Peri. One girl with Autism goes there too. I hope we can be friends.

Jubliee:When will you change that on your Google+?

Woybff:Now. *changes it* It's too slow. Hey Wan-Homestar do you want to watch some Baby Einstein?

Homestar:Yes.

Strong Bad:Weren't you just scared of a BE song?

Woybff:Yes.

Homestar:Hey Strong Bad, I'm going on a journey-

Strong Bad:Thank gosh.

Homestar:To be a Baby Einstein fan.

Strong Bad:Holy crap!

Jubliee:Before I have to go to school you need to read to watch this video.

Strong Bad:That might give Woybff the jibbles Jubilee. It's CGI so.

Jubliee:Just watch it. *gives them her phone

Woybff and Homestar:*watches this video*

Woybff:Strong Bad was right. Okay I'm ready to watch BE with you Homestar.

Jubliee:I'll see you later Woybff. *walks out*

Woybff:Bye.

Strong Bad:Yeah see you guys later. Cilan's gonna help me make a cake for Matt.

Woybff:Another one. It's not even Novenmber. Heck it's not even Mike's birthday. Heck it's not even those lead recalls tenth anniversary. Heck it's not even Happy Fireworks. Heck it's not even-

Strong Bad:We get it. I'm making a cake because I feel bad for firing him and Mike. I'm giving Mike a packet of Mattel recalls as I told you Woybff.

Woybff:Yes I hope those tips helped you. Staple them in order.

Strong Bad:I will. *goes downstairs*

Homestar:So what are we gonna watch?

Woybff:What do you want to watch? *shows him VHS and DVDs*

Homestar:*picks Baby Beethoven*

Woybff:Okay.

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