The Cheat Day
Sylvia:The table's set, the dishes are cleaned, and that should be it.
Strike:What is a The Cheat?
Sylvia:I'm just gonna have to show you the Homestar Runner wiki definition.
Sylvia:I see you too. I'm not trying to-
Woybff:It's not about that Syl.
Sylvia:Hm? What's the matter?
Woybff:I had a nightmare.
Woybff:I was at school. I was punching people, I yelled at Stellar, and I didn't have a shirt on. Also I didn't get eat anything because some idiot dropped my tray.
Strike:But you were in-
Sylvia:Maybe you were role playing as Strong Bad.
Strong Bad and The Cheat:*walk in*
Strong Bad:It's so nice of you, Woybff, to put this little party together for The Cheat.
Jubliee Jigsaw:*walks* I got you present The Cheat.
Peri:*walks in* This is just like Trogdor day.
Strong Bad:But it's Tuesday, Peri.
Cilan:I cooked you all beans and ham.
Strong Bad:Cilan, The Cheat likes pizza.
Cilan:I was hoping you would say that. Here's your present The Cheat. *gives The Cheat a pizza trophy*
Strong Bad:Woybff, you nightmares are warning you about something or in this cause, someone.
Strong Bad:Someone so bad from Woybff's past.
Peri:How bad were they?
Strong Bad:She also killed herself at twelve.
Peri:*cries* This person must be stopped.
Strong Bad:*hugs Woybff* I know she's been on a long journey to meet me.
Woybff:It was really long one. *hugs back*
Strong Bad:You almost got there if Homestar didn't throw you off.
Woybff:I blame Kindergarten.
The Cheat:*runs to get Strong Bad*
Strong Bad:What is it.
The Cheat:(Wander's on the floor. He's either drunk or dead.)
Strong Bad:Holy crap. *runs upstairs*
Woybff:The Cheat can you stop smoking.
The Cheat:(Nah kid.)
Woybff:Well try for me.
All:*make it in the room*
Wander:*on the ground*
Sylvia:Wander? Wander?! Wander?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries* WANDER!!!! Answer me!
The Cheat:*hugs Strong Bad* *cries a little*
Woybff:Are you here?
Strike:Sylvia, I love you. Please don't cry.
Sylvia:He was my best friend, and I took him for granite. *cries* WANDER!!!!!?
Wander:Save Woybff! *closes eyes*
Sylvia:*shakes him* WANDER WHAT!!??
The Cheat:*slaps him*
Wander:Someone's comin' for her.
Wander:Oh also I'm going into a coma, I'm not dying. *faints*
Strong Bad:What the crap.