The Runaway[]
Sunil:Suemail time! (on the computer)
Homestar:*pours Mountain Dew on it*
Sunil:Not my G70, Homestar. What the crap did I do anyway?
Homestar:Woybff is in her room. You weren't a really good friend, so I poured Mountain Dew on your computer.
Sunil:So what did I do wrong?
Sylvia:*crying*
Sunil:But it's not in your character to cry, Sylvia.
Sylvia:I need to cry for Wander. He's gone now. Also I was going to cry anyway.
Natalite:Can we go look for a legendary item?
Homestar:No, Woybff is dying inside.
Sunil:Homestar just show me.
Homestar:Alright. *walks up to Woybff's room with Sunil*
Sunil:*finds a note by her Baby Einstein DVDs and VHS* "Burn at all cost."
Homestar:Why would she want us to burn those. We can't burn her childhood.
Sunil:Only Strong Bad can do that.
Homestar:You want Strong Bad to burn Woybff's Baby Einstein videos?
Sunil:I think Woybff wants him to.
Homestar:But why would she want him too do that?
Sunil:I didn't Homestar. Speaking of Woybff, where is she?
Homestar:I think she should this other note?
Sunil:"Running away. Watch the newest Sbemail please."
Homestar:Wait there's a new Sbemail?
Sunil:Let's go watch it. *runs to Woybff's computer* Sylvia, Woybff ran away.
Sylvia:I'll go out lookin' for her. *walks out of the castle*
Homestar:Do you really think Strong Bad could hurt Woybff?
Sunil:Anything is possible. *watches it with Homestar*
Strong Bad:Hello everything. I think this is a serious Sbemail. I know I shouldn't think that, but I feel like it is going to be one of those Sbemails. *clicks on it* *reads it*
Dear Strong Bad,
I can't help but feel that society hates me. They make jokes about my disorder on the internet. This is the only website I trust that won't make fun of me. This is the reason now that I hate Undertale, and pretty soon the reason why I lifted a fandom I am apart of. Do have any ideas how to fix this?
Your fangirl,
Luna
Strong Bad:Holy crap, it's a fangirl. I told you all this is would be an important one. *types* Well Luna, whatever disorder you if probably good enough for society if you type that. I have no clue how to help you. All can say is I will accept you since you are a fangirl. I like your name. Maybe we should go out sometime. *hints send* Okay keep sending me your questions and maybe you could be lucky like Luna. Oh Luna I want to meet you.
Sunil:Woybff is Luna.
Homestar:How do you know that?
Sunil:It's her middle name.
Homestar:Yeah.
Sunil:We still have to watch the bonus. *clicks on it*
The Cheat:*cries* *hold a sign saying "Cry for Luna"*
Strong Bad:Okay soon she'll meet me. Oh Luna. Come on Strong Sad.
Strong Sad:*holds a sign saying "Accept Luna" Strong Bad, I need to tell you something.
Strong Bad:Not today, Strong Sad. You aren't ruining this for me.
Sunil:Maybe Woybff went to Strong Bad's house. All of it adds up Homestar. *calls Strong Bad*
Strong Bad:Sunil hang up. Luna could of been calling me.
Sunil:I was calling to see if Woybff is at your house.
Strong Bad:Nope. Wait is she missing?
Sunil:Yeah.
Strong Bad:Oh crap.
Strong Sad:Strong Bad!
Strong Bad:Hold on. I'm on the phone.
Sunil:Can you help us find her.
Strong Bad:Yeah I guess so, Sunil. *hangs up* What the crap do you want Dumps?
Strong Sad:Woybff is Luna. Luna is her middle name. That email had little to no spelling errors.
Strong Bad:Holy crap. We need to find that kid. *walks outside* Woybff where the crap are you girl!
The Cheat:*walks to Strong Bad*
Strong Bad:Woybff likes hushpuppies right?
The Cheat:(How the crap do I know that.)
Strong Bad:She was just an important fan. I don't want someone to hurt her.
The Cheat:*hugs him*
Strong Bad:*pats his head*
The Cheat:*cries*
Strong Bad:Why are you cryin' man?
The Cheat:('Cause Woybff only wanted the best for me, and now my lungs are gonna have crap for brains.)
Strong Bad:Don't say that. Oh Woybff, where the crap are you?! *cries* *runs to the phone*
Sunil:We have figured out Woybff ran away. Go to the video titled "THE DANKEST BABY EINSTEIN MEME IN HISTORY OF 2017:THE SEEQUAL".
Strong Bad:*goes to the video* Why RUTROAST? I will break your computer for making my sweet little Woybff for running away and emailing me. I'll never see Woybff again. *runs outside* This isn't fair!
The Cheat:*points*
Strong Bad:Yeah I know it's the sun, The Cheat.
The Cheat:*shakes his head*
Strong Bad:Then what is it?
The Cheat:*points to the left*
Strong Bad:Woybff! *runs to her* Woybff!
Woybff:*runs to Strong Bad* *hugs him*
Strong Bad:Do you want to say at my house tonight?
Woybff:As just a friend.
Strong Bad:Yes I know Woybff. *hugs back* I'll call Sunil.
Woybff:Can I still leave the BE community?
Strong Bad:That's what this is all about?
Woybff:*nods*
Strong Bad:Whatever you want.