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The Name[]

Woybff:Gee, I miss Wander, Sylvia.

Sylvia:Well maybe you shouldn't of loved Homestar.

Woybff:Oh, Sylvia.

Sylvia:Well it's true.

Woybff:*walks down stairs* Cilan? Iris?

Cilan:Yes.

Woybff:Why am I still called Woybff when I find delight in another man?

Iris:I won't call Homestar a man, Woybff.

Cilan:I don't know. I think you were born with that name.

Woybff:Well that sucks.

Iris:Don't you like your name?

Woybff:No, since you-know-who moved her.

Iris:Oh that's right. The reason why you no longer care for WOY is because someone showed you the joy of Homestar Runner.

Woybff:No, the other on.

Iris:Oh.

Cilan:Maybe I'l ask Harue for your birth certificate. Crap, Harue is in town. The Cheat, came you come here?

The Cheat:*walks to Cilan*

Cilan:*behinds his knees* Can you find Woybff's birth certificate.

The Cheat:*nods* (Yes.) *goes to look for it*

Cilan:*stands back up* Hopefully, he can find it.

Wander:*knocks on the door* Thanks for coming Andrea, Craig, and Coach Z. I don't feel safe around these two behind us.

Andrea:Why?

Wander:L-e-a-d.

Coach Z:*licks Boots' head*

Craig:That's gross.

Coach Z:It taste sweet.

Wander:Okay stop 'cause Woybff told me lead tasted sweet.

Coach Z:Who told her that, some random person off the web?

Wander:A teacher.

Cilan:*opens the door* Come in.

Wander and Andrea:*sit on the couch together*

Craig and Cilan:*sit in two chairs*

Dora and Boots:*sit on the floor*

Iris and Sylvia:*sit in the other couch*

Woybff and Coach Z:*sit in the two rocking chairs*

Craig:I have to something to tell you, Woybff. It may come as a shock to you, but your real name isn't Woybff after all from what Dora told Wander.

Wander:Yeah, Coach Z and I were in performing just twenty one hours ago when we went backstage to meet some people with backstage passes. One of Andrea. The last two were Dora and Boots. Dora came in with a sad face and told me, "Woybff isn't her name. Boot and I had no idea what was. My father was drunk and came up with her name. We write as her new name 'Woybff' with no middle or last name.

Woybff:So, why when I was little still had my middle and last name when I when to Daisy?

Craig:Peepers found two-thirds of your birth certificate your home planet, so with a unknown first name we called you, Woybff Luna Stars with no quotation marks by Woybff.

Woybff:So is that is what The Cheat is looking for? A piece of paper with my first name?

Cilan:I don't know. Your parents probably got you a new one in the hopes of finding you.

Woybff:Didn't any of you think my name was strange?

Andrea:No.

Cilan:Yeah, it's normal to a strange name.

Craig:Well it was all we had.

The Cheat:*walks in with the birth certificate* *gives it to Cilan*

Cilan:Alright, Woybff's real name is....Cookie Luna Stars.

Woybff:Holy crap, I need to call Mike. *runs to the phone*

Wander:This makes sense now.

Sylvia:Yeah, buddy.

Andrea:So I'm the biggest fan now?

The Cheat:*walks to Woybff*

Woybff:Yeah Mike, it's so exciting that Cookie is my real name. I can't wait to tell everyone.

The Cheat:*tells Woybff what just happened*

Woybff:Well we all know how this ends. We only have ten to eleven episodes more until the story is finished.

Andrea*kisses Wander*

Woybff:*walks off camera*

Mike:Woybff, I mean Cookie, are you there.

The Cheat:(It's time to get serious.)

Mike:Wait, The Cheat?

The Cheat:(That's right, Mike. I'll call you later.)

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