The Other Girl[]
Sunil:I'm so glad you and Moonbeam are back.
Wander:Yeah.
Sunil:Are you for sure, sane again, Wander?
Wander:I don't want to cut your tummy open.
Sunil:Oh, Craig said no YouTube for a week.
Wander:Probably for the best.
Homestar:Wander, Sunil, are you coming with Woybff, her sister, and I to Marzipan's house?
Sunil:I don't know if it's a good idea, Homestar. I don't want Marzipan to yell at Wander after that night.
Wander:She would hate me for cutting her dad.
Homestar:Oh he just said that for attention.
Wander:Still, she doesn't want a killer in her house.
Homestar:I killed Pom Pom, and I'm comin'.
Wander:I still want to say.
Sunil:Okay. See ya.
Homestar:First, we're gonna go out to eat for Lunch 'cause Marzipan's to lazy to do it herself.
Marzipan:*cleaning her house*
Woybff:*knocks on the door*
Marzipan:Hello..Woybff? Where are the others?
Sunil:You stay here. Holy crap, why the frick does this happen. Oh my frickin' Josh.
Marzipan:What's up with him?
Woybff:I could say so much.
Marzipan:I can see you aren't okay, come in. I can get Homsar or The Cheat to come over.
Woybff:Why not Strong Bad?
Marzipan:The events of Sbemail 59.
Woybff:Oh yeah. *walks in with Marzipan*
Marzipan:Sit down.
Woybff:*sits on her couch*
Marzipan:*sits on the other side* So, you want to know about your long-lost twin.
Woybff:Yes.
Marzipan:Let me think back on that day...
(flash back)
Homestar:*runs into to Marzipan's house* Marzipan, The King of Town is going to eat a baby!
Marizpan:Homestar, what is the quickest why to his castle.
Homestar:I don't know, just run.
Marizpan:I'll try. You try too.
Homestar:Okay. *gets out of the whole* *runs*
Marizpan:*tries to run with him* *later gets to the castle with Homestar*
Homestar:*runs into the castle*
Marzipan:*opens the door*
KOT:*turning on the stove*
Marzipan:*knocks out The King of Town with a frying pan* *runs back to her house with Homestar*
(a day later)
Homestar:So what should we name...what is it you said?
Marzipan:A girl. I am going to have a daughter.
Homestar:I don't know about that.
Marzipan:You can be the father, and we can get married.
Homestar:Holy crap, I'll do it. I'll be a father.
The Chaps:*watching Homestar and Marzipan from the window*
Mike:Foolish Homestar. Parenting is harder than it looks.
Matt:*laughs*
Pom Pom:*finds them* *looks cross*
Mike:Oh hi Pom Pom.
Pom Pom:(I'm have seen the future. We are in great danger.)
Matt:(in Strong Bad's voice in 2001) Just shut up, Pom Pom. Can't you see Mike and I are doing something important.
(three days later)
Homestar:*rocking the child*
Marzipan:*runs in* We need give the baby away.
Homestar:Does she even have a name?
Marzipan:We were still thinking about it. There is Monet, Jewel, Babs, Trixie, Abdi, Ali, and Charlie.
Homestar:Why Charlie?
Marzipan:It's short for Charlotte.
Homestar:Why do we need to give her away?
Marzipan:Coach Z.
Homestar:What did he do now?
Marizpan:I just think they could freak her out. I think he'll die in May 2009.
Homestar:Okay. *starts crying* I loved this child more than you.
Marzipan:Well I found someone that would do better than you, so stop crying you stupid idiot.
Homestar:*cries* I love you, Zora. *walks out*
Marzipan:What a stupid name. I think you should be called Charlie. *opens the door* Hello, do you want to adopt my child?
Screwball:Yes.
Marzipan:Her name is Charlie.
Screwball:I won't give a gender neutral name. They aren't unique. A good name for this child is Zora it means day.
Marzipan:Why not be call her Isis.
Screwball:Well I'm the father now. *takes child* *sings:Zora*
(flash back over)
Marzipan:That's all I remember in that day.
Woybff:You do Coach Z is still alive.