Zora in Weddings and Fires
Shae Sellers:I can't believe we are getting married.
Woybff:*cries in her room*
Woybff:What are you doing here?
Zora:Marzipan wanted me to stay here. Why are you crying?
Woybff:Well I have to go to this crappy wedding.
Zora:I'll go instead. Who is it Violet?
Woybff:Commander Peepers' wedding.
Zora:Alright, I will go.
Woybff:Thanks so much.
Zora:*wears a dress and walks out*
Sylvia:Woybff, you do realize that Zora hates autistics?
Woybff:Well there's not to much I can do that Syl.
Sylvia:Well I'm not going. Who the frap thinks Peepers and I would be a good couple.
Woybff:I do! Just kidding Rainbow Power is totally better.
Sylvia:Thanks Woybff. *almost kisses her*
Homestar:*stands in the way* Sylvia, Woybff says your not her foster daughter anymore.
Sylvia:What, then who's gonna watch her?
Homestar:Her aunt/step mom.
Sylvia:Oh fine. I'll live with Wander. *walks out*
Strong Bad:*kicks The Cheat into Woybff's arms*
The Cheat:*hugs Woybff*
The Cheat:*turns on Told You Once*
Zora:*enters* Oh hello Wander and whoever you are.
Wander:Hi Zora. Andrea, this is Zora. I ate dinner with her and Sylvia last night.
Andrea:Hi Zora, I'm autistic.
Zora:*hums No Vacation*
Andrea:Is she okay, Wander?
Wander:I don't know.
Commander Peepers:The wedding is going to start. Hello Zora.
Andrea:He's autistic too.
Zora:*sings No Vacation*
Commander Peepers:Did you write that?
Zora:No that's my favorite band, you idiot!
Peepers:Okay, okay. *stands by the priest*
Shae:*walks down the aisle*
Zora:*sings Hey Elevator over the music*
Shae:*stares at Zora*
Zora:*stares at her back when she is finished*
Shae:This is my wedding day, you got a problem?
Zora:Yes, I do. For some odd reason, my sister is crying because you too had to get married or something.
Shae:There's nothing odd about it. Wander, have you seen Woybff?
Zora:I'm her twin sister.
Shae:She hasn't told me anything about you.
Zora:That's because I got kidnapped by a fat man at the hospital.
Shae:Screw this. *walks to Peepers*
Zora:Hey, wait a minute. How old are you? You look like Woybff or close to her age.
Shae:I'm over the age of eighteen.
Zora:I'm shaming anyone when I say, burn this marriage! Burn Sylvia X Peepers!
Shae:I'm not Sylvia.
Rainbow Strike:This chick is right.
Zora:This wedding can't happen today or any day after June 18th.
Shae:I'm just make it June 18th just to mess with you.
Zora:No that's Josh Dun's birthday.
Shae:Who's Josh Dun?
Peepers:Is he from that band you like?
Zora:No, he's from Twenty One Pilots. That's Woybff's favorite band. I don't want that day to be ruined for her.
Peepers:So what your saying is?
Zora:*calls Sunil* Sunil, move us to the Mattel Factory. *hangs out*
Sunil:*teleports them to the Mattel Factory*
Shae:I don't have a passport.
Andrea:Nor do I.
Wander:Don't worry folks.
Zora:You think I could burn a church. Nah, I'm gonna burn something my sister hates.
Wander:Why do you know so much about Woybff?
Zora:The Brothers Chaps. Now run! *causes a fire in the Mattel Factory* *sings Strawberryfire*
(All of the guest made it out alive.)
Andrea:Wander is she crazy?
Wander:She's crazy hot.
Peepers:Wait until the kids hear about this.
Shae:This is a day we'll always member, like the day when I met you.
Zora:*walks out of the fire* Wait you have kids?
Shae:Sorry if you asexual like Woybff.
Zora:Look, you all need to follow rules. Not just Woybff's, your parents, and your town rules. Everyone needs structure. I'm heteromantic like my sister.
Peepers:I'm going to educate you on that kinda stuff. Let's go to a Waffle House with a sign on our rented car that says "Almost Married".
Zora:*calls Sunil to teleport them to Waffle House*
Shae and Peepers:*teleports them to Waffle House*
Wander:You love Woybff.
Zora:Shut up, Wander! I don't.
Andrea:You burned a dang factory for her.
Wander:Sorry, Andrea, I have to go to a Baskin Ribbons commercial.
Zora:One sec. *calls Sunil*
Andrea:Wander and I think your twin sister loves you, Woybff. She burned the Mattel factory.
Woybff:She did, and I wasn't there to see it? Oh crap.
Strong Bad:Luckily someone got it on camera.
Strong Bad:Oh Woybff, when comes to Mattel in great danger, I can count you on to cheer on the arson.