Narrator:Once was cute..what is his species called? Okay that's not important. Once was a cute..space traveler named Wander. Everything is unknown about is back story. He wears a hat,
Wander:*look up at his head*
Narrator:he has a best friend named Sylvia,
Wander:*sitting on Sylvia*
Narrator:She is a zbornak.
Sylvia:Finally someone gets it right.
Narrtor:They been friends since...how long have you been friends?
Wander:*opens his mouth*
Sylvia:*covers his mouth* Wander don't say it.
Narrator:Moving on. Wander had other friends, he met later after landing on this planet. *showing the planet first episode one* He met a mongoose and a human girl. The mongoose being Sunil.
Narrator:Sunil and Wander been friends for..one year, 5 months, 11 days, and about 5 hours. Someones Wander would rub Sunil's stomach,
Wander:*rubing Sunil's stomach*
Narrator:because he would say to Sunil.
Wander:You're so cute Sunil.
Narrator:Now that human girl was named Woybff. She is Wander's biggest fan, and she loved him.
Woybff:*hugging Wander* I love you Wandie.
Wander:*hugs back*I love you too Woybff.
Narrator:Wander was Woybff hero and she stop at nothing to protect him, from fan girls like Missy.
Woybff:YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM MISSY, WANDER IS MINE!!
Missy:I WILL get Wander to stay with me Woybf-
Sunil:*drops a big black ball on Missy*
Narrator:Woybff and Wander were besties, but the only thing Wander couldn't do to her was acting like a bad guy or this.
Wander:*tries to rub Woybff's stomach*
Woybff:*takes Wander's arm and threw on the floor* Oh no I'm sorry Wander.
Wander:It's okay Woybff, I should know better and also you don't like belly rubs and your not a pet like Sunil.
Woybff:*walks to Wander lifts him off the floor into her arms* I love you Wander.
Wander:I love you too.
Narrator:And there was Derpy. Wander loved Derpy.
Wander:*pats Derpy on the head*
Narrator:He would give Derpy muffins.
Wander:*gives Derpy a muffin*
Narrator:And Derpy would say.
Derpy:Thanks Wander, now I have love in my tummy. :)
Narrator:Or sometimes five minutes later if Derpy has a stomach ache.
Derpy:Wander, the muffin you gave me is taking over my tummy!
Narrator:And Wander would say.
Wander:*laughs* *walks to Derpy and sit by her* Derpy, your belly is not going to be taken over by a muffin, it's just hurting.
Narrator:And there was Wander's "enemies", Lord Hater and Commander Peepers. Lord Hater hates Wander with all his heart and Wander..loves him.
Wander:*hugs Lord Hater*
Wander:I know deep down inside Hater's not evil. *smiles*
Narrator:Then there's Peepers. Peepers likes Woybff and Sunil, will he loves Woybff.
Narrator:The same goings for Peepers, he hates Wander, he calls him.
Peepers:Get off me you wandering weirdo.
Narrator:But Wander doesn't mind, but Sylvia does.
Narrator:Wander loves all of this friends you see, that guy is the friendliest face in outer space.
Missy:I WHAT WANDER AND I WHAT HIM NOW.
Narrator:Oh Missy going to kidnap Wander, what you going to do Woybff?
Sylvia:*beats up Missy* *drags Missy back home*
Wander:No wait, I just what to say I love everyone but bullies, the devil, Stellar, Mattel, lead paint monsters, Ronald McDonald. So you do fit in any of those thing I love you. *hugs the camera*