Derpy:Princess Woybff, would you like some muffins.
Woybff:Oh Derpy met your helper, Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie:Hello Derpy.
Derpy:Woybff this isn't going to work!
Pinkie:'Cause I hate muffins.
Woybff:Can't this be worked out.
Pinkie:We must fight to the death.
Wander:*walks in* No ya guys can't kill yourselves. Than who gonna make us dinner?
Derpy:Can't you make it yourself Woybff?
Woybff:No, that cat will find me and yell at me.
Wander:Princess are you talking about Miss Krips?
Derpy:I see now, you scared to cook because of all the yelling Miss Krips did.
Pinkie Pie:Oh Princess Stars I hear someone at the door.
Woybff:Pinkie it could be Dr.Screwball Jones.
Sylvia:*opens the door*
Miss Krips:*walks* Princess Woybff Luna Stars *coughs* I'd love to be one of your bakers.
Woybff:No!!!!!!! *runs away*
Derpy:Get out of here.
Pinkie:Wait, Derpy. She can be the to deiced to gets to stay or go, with Wander's help.
Derpy:Fine but afterwords she'll leave. *walks in kitchen* *steps on a recipe* Thinks: What's this? *picks in up* Thinks:"Triple Pickle Cream Pie recipe"? "Prince's favorite". *smiles* Thinks:Oh Pinkie is going down.
one hour later
Krips:Are we ready.
Pinkie:Miss Krips, Prince Wander, I made cupcakes.
Krips:*eats it* I be right back. *runs to the bathroom*
Wander:*eats one* How may bathrooms do we have?
Woybff:*walks to Wander* Oh sweetie we have 12.
Wander:Where's the nearest one?
Woybff:By the kitchen.
Wander:*runs to the kitchen*
Sylvia:*runs to the cake* Woybff, you can't let you try it.
Woybff:Okay. *walks to Pinkie Pie* Pinkie your fired for giving Wander the runs.
Pinkie:Oh Derpy was going to win any way. *walks away*
Derpy:*walks to Woybff*
Woybff:I knew this was stupid idea.
Derpy:Yeah do you see want I made?
Woybff:Will get give me food poisoning?
Derpy:Their a 00.1% chance.
Derpy:*carries out the Tripe Pickle Cream Pie*
Woybff:Oh my, Sylvia come here.
Sylvia:*comes* Good grop. Wander's gonna love this.
Wander:*runs to Woybff and Sylvia* What, what is it? *see it* Oh my gos- *faints*
Derpy:No, the princess doesn 't wait you. Please go.
Woybff:Thanks Derpy, I got Cilan and his Pansage to help.
Cilan's Pansage:(translate:Here to help.)